Friends of Mine
This friend just spent 5 months living in the woods.
Luca Bean
This type of tomato is the most delicious of them all, and sourced from Texas' own Marfa!
Campari
This trio of 'modern girls' guest stars on The L-Word season 3 where they play their hit song "Jumpers."
Sleater-Kinney
David Bowie stars in this Henson company classic about goblins, mazes, and kidnapped little brothers.
Labyrinth
I'm driving this foe to driving school tomorrow morning.
Trudy
This friend is like the real life Laura Palmer.
Clarissa Castro
Moo! That's what the animal that this food comes from says.
Steak
This Japanese girl group is named after a "Love Hotel" in Kyoto, although they would be easy to mistake for a colony of semi-aquatic dam building rodents.
Otoboke Beaver
This unfortunate clown is the subject of Sufjan Stevens song and many true crime podcast episodes.
John Wayne Gacy
I run a very popular film-criticism Instagram account with this tall friend of mine.
Oliver
This friend talks frequently about joining the circus because of her aptitude for acrobatics and joyful disposition.
Lola Gallindo-DeLeon
You can buy 2.7 pounds of this mouth-puckering rainbow candy for only $23.87 on Amazon.
Sour power belts
The lead singer of this band has multiple fursonas including a jackrabbit named Mortis!
Car Seat Headrest
Elise Ponder gave the name to this pink menace, and the first full puppet Avery made.
Toe Queuey
This brunette and I once got in big trouble for untying each others shoes in Ms. Stuarts music class.
Lila
This friend came to school in a maid costume sophomore year.
Larry Migl
When I had pneumonia in 8th grade, the only foods I had the appetite for were Saltines, Arizona iced tea, and this fermented cabbage side.
Kimchi
This 80s band featured a 3-piece horn section made up of Dale Turner, Leon Schneiderman, and Sluggo.
Oingo Boingo
Did you know clowns could 'copyright' their faces? The hundreds of smiling faces are protected in the London Clown Gallery-Museum. What is the common breakfast food these likenesses have been painted onto?
Egg
This foe was the only one who wanted to walk to get a late night Po-Boy on our squad trip to New Orleans.
Soph
This friend (sort of) hails from Archer City, Texas.
Candy Taggart
The restaurant Titaya's in Austin makes my favorite version of this Thai ground pork salad.
Larb
My favorite Austin band is fronted by non-binary queen Sabrina Ellis, whats the group's canine-inspired name?
A Giant Dog
This Russian street performer is the subject of the short documentary "The Puppeteer," found on YouTube, which launched Avery's puppet obsession. The documentary ends suddenly as he died of heart failure during the filming at only 36 years old.
Igor Fokin
I once stranded this foe at Blazer Tag with the devil when I arrived 40 minutes late to what was supposed to be a beef-squashing hang.
Hunter