Stat Tracker
8500
Hales Own
From that day forward anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place its called a zoo!
Meet the Soldier
If you happen to get lucky while taunting, you'll get to see this endanger critter!
Spy Crab
Usually paired with this iconic effect, it is worn by only the richest of youtubers
Team Captain
This update apparently killed TF2 all the way back in 2016
Meat your Match
999
Totally Ordinary
Don't be such a baby, ribs grow back!
Meet the Medic
Just equip the Holiday Punch and a tasty snack of your choice!
Hoovy
If you manage to dominate someone wearing this, youll earn your very own!
Ghastly Gibus
This update was lambasted for copying several CS-GO classics, such as weapon skins, stat clocks, and contracts
Gun Mettle
52
Mildly Menacing
1,1,1, uhhhhh, 1!
Meet the spy
Giraffes in Texas? Unlikely, perhaps you'd even say nah
Nope!
When 1 hat is too little, but 3 is just too much for your bare head
Noble assortment of hats
MvM players rejoice! This update added the chance to earn the coveted Golden Frying pan
Two Cities
3729
Server Clearing
He-He punched out all my blood!
Meet the Sandvich
If you head to the trade servers, you'd better bring 2 refined
Demopan and/or Stout Shako
If you feel in the Smissmass mood or just want to show off how many secret saxtons you have, youll earn this hat for 24 hours by giving the most gifts!
The gifting mann from gifting land
This update fixed critical hits not properly breaking the demoman's bottles and pyro's neon annihilator
Jungle Inferno
7616
Australian
Expiration date
Text to speech, aliens, and beer oh my!
We are in the beam!
If you manage to send a certain monkey to the moon enough, youll eventually earn the right to wear this hat
The Gentle Munition of Leisure
This update would be the last one to add a non Halloween arena map
Invasion