Why am I Yellow?
First line imaging for jaundice?
RUQ ultrasound
Name 3 of the 5 acute indications for initiating dialysis
A - Acidosis
E - Electrolytes
I - Intoxication
O - Overload
U - Uremia
Tularemia
Rabbits
What town do the Simpsons live in?
Springfield
This is my favorite TV show
The Simpsons
Most common cause of cirrhosis in the U.S. according to the Liver Foundation (as of 3/30/2022)
Hepatitis C
What receptor does vasopressin act on?
V2
Hantavirus
Wild Rodents
Who composed “The Simpsons Main Title Theme” of The Simpsons animated television series?
Danny Elfman
This is my favorite color
Purple
How high does serum bilirubin have to be before you can start to see jaundice?*
*According to me - some sources may vary, but this is the number that I use
3mg/dL
Condition where calcium accumulates in small blood vessels of the fat and skin tissues usually from ESRD
Q fever
Sheep
I will also accept goats or cattle, but sheep is the most correct because it's my favorite
What is the bar that Homer frequents?
Moe's
I played this sport in high school
Bowling
Yes, it is a sport. I will debate this if we have time and someone wants to.
Over-ingestion of this pigment found in some fruits and vegetables can make people appear jaundiced
Beta-Carotene
Infection by this virus is associated with higher risks of renal transplant rejection
CMV
H3N8 Influenza
Dogs or horses*
Or chickens, I guess
* Started as equine flu, but then spread to dogs from herding and now transmits between dogs and sometimes to humans
What does the J stand for in Homer J Simpson?
Jay
This is the name of my cat
Jenkins
Felix is acceptable, but only if Charlotta answers
Eponym for cholangiocarcinoma at the confluence of the right and left hepatic bile ducts?
Klatskin Tumor
Most common type of intra-renal AKI in hospitalized patients
Glomerulonephritis/Vasculitis
Brucellosis
Unpasteurized milk - cow, sheep, goat, camel
What ’insect’ character stars on the TV Channel Ocho?
Bumblebee Man
This is my favorite genre of music
Metal - If we really want to get specific, then post-hardcore/metalcore
Anyone interested in learning more, find me afterwards and we can discuss