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Phrases that you hope to never hear again after this global pandemic.
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Going to pay for that wall...

What is Mexico?

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Inordinate tendency to be clumsy specifically tripping over an instrument during a service and formulating a new dance move...

Who is Bro. Derek.

100

Ruth's Husband was called...

What is Boaz?

100

Who was raised from the dead by Jesus?

Who is Lazurus?

100

Individual who unicycled everyday to class while undertaking their undergraduate degree?

Who is Aaron Steele?

100

"But purer, and higher, and greater will be;
Our wonder, our worship, when Jesus we see."

What is "To God be the Glory."

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The phrase as everyone adjusts to the "living from home" lifestyle.

What is the "New Normal"

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Name the three primary colours. 

What is Red, Yellow and Blue.

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Unnaturally happy...all the time.

Who is Pastor Jordan.

200

Where the jailer find faith in Jesus?

What is Phillipi?

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The apostle who walked on water when prompted by Jesus?

Who is Peter

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One who enjoys pimple popping shows and t.v. series

What is Jacob Black.

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"The great unchangeable I Am
The King of glory and of grace
One with Himself I cannot die"

Before the Throne of God Above

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We can't hang out with friends, hug, or even shake hands because of this phrase.

What is "Social Distancing"

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This staff member has broken the most bones in their body.

Who is Bro. Derek.

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Men were mauled by bears when they insulted Elisha for being...

What is bald?

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How was the woman with the issue of blood healed by Jesus?

What is she touched the hem of his garment (Matt 9:20 -22)

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One who cannot stand the sound of velcro.

Who is Kim Grubb?

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"There's no wall You won't kick down
Lie You won't tear down"

What is "Reckless Love"

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We're all going through this together because it's the never happened before phrase.

What are "Unprecedented Times"

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- 400 Points.

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Ravenous appetite for all things childish in the food department… (including, but not limited to, ketchup, chicken nuggets, etc etc.)

Who is Pastor David?

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Inscribed upon the top of Jesus' cross...

What is "King of the Jews / This is Jesus, King of the Jews" (Mark 15:26; Matt 27:27)

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What unproductive tree did Jesus wither by cursing it?

What is the fig tree? (Matt 21:17-20)

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Most likely to get arrested for hate speech and/or suicidal thoughts....

What is Josh Black.

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"Be the shadow where I hide
The ransom for my life
Oh, He is my song"

What is "King of My Heart."

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Streaming movies and TV shows is at an all time high as a result of this phrase

What is being "Self-Quarantine"

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The color of a giraffes tongue...

What is black?

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This staff member demanded to have a meeting with everyone outside in the middle of the night in a foreign country.

Who is Pastor David?

500

With what did Samson kill 1,000 Philistines?

What is a donkey's jawbone

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What was the affliction of the man Jesus healed by sending him to the pool of Siloam?

What is blindness (John 9:1-7)

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Most homebody-like individual within the Mosaic Class

What is Grant Stemen?

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"My sword to fight the cruel deceiver
And my shield against his hateful darts
My song when enemies surround me"

What is "Oh Lord, My Rock and My Redeemer."

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It's a favorite of government officials who are doing everything they can to help stop the spread of COVID-19

What is "Flatten the Curve"

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At the end of rainbow...

What is "W"

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The one who is least likely to make it...

Who is Bro Derek?

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How many letters, that we are aware of, were written to the church at Ephesus?

What is two. Ephesians a letter mentioned in Revelation.

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When Jesus healed a man of dumbness, what did the Pharisees accuse him of?

Having demonic power (Matt 9:34)

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Most likely to become a Kentuckian hillbilly...

Who is Noah Melugian. (A Rapping Kentuckian Hillbilly)

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"Thou rising morn in praise rejoice
Ye light of evening find a voice"

What is "All Creatures of Our God and King"

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Pertaining to those who are necessary as opposed to those who are not.

What is "Essential."

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An individual who is likened to a staff soccer mom...

Who is Pastor Jordan?

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Whose birthday celebration was specifically mentioned in the Bible?

What is Pharaoh "And it came to pass the third day, which was Pharaoh's birthday, that he made a feast unto all his servants: and he lifted up the head of the chief butler and of the chief baker among his servants." Gen 40:20

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What Woman got up and started doing household chores after Jesus healed her of a fever?

What is Peter's Mother in Law.

700

One who is an incredible volley player...

Who is Maddie? Otherwise known as "Mad Dog Maddie."

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"Oh, I can scarcely wait
I know I don't wanna be late
For I want to spend all my time in prayer
And a when my ship comes in
I'm a gonna leave this world of sin
And go sailin' through the air."

What is "The Ol' Gospel Ship"

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Pertaining to a basic necessity for all houses to run on...The lack of this item due to panic and runs on the market.

What is "We are out of toilet paper."

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One who posed as an Emo (not an Emu) for a portion of middle school years...

Who is Nicole Hornback?

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