Food
What is a classic Erika meal?
Lays Chips, Dunkin' Coffee, and Cigarettes
What was Erika's email username?
clownkids5
Which husband(s) was an alcoholic?
Gregory, Junior, and Shane
What does Erika say when someone comments on how many children she has?
Buy 1 get 1 free!!
How did Erika discover she had an inoperable brain tumor?
Jennifer pushed her go-kart into a wall.
What is Erika's favorite pizza flavor?
Mushroom, Onions, and Peppahs
How many years were the big 3 taken away into Foster Care?
3.5 years
What fruit did Calvin say Erika's pusswatcha tastes like?
Strawberries
What medical procedure did she have before she had Numba 5?
I got my tubes Cut, Tied, and BURNT after numba 4, and I still had numba 5.
What was Erika's alibi for crashing into the pole on Route 138, Taunton, MA.
A bee was stinging her.
What is Mom's preferred alcoholic drink?
Fireball
What is the shortest amount of time she wasn't pregnant?
3 months
What year was Erika's first marriage?
1995
What does Erika call black people when she doesn't want to offend them?
Wanda
What does Erika tell you to say to the cops after a car accident?
MY NECK
What is the ORIGINAL Erika Dunkin' coffee order?
EXTRA LAHGE, Caramel Swirl, Iced Cauwffee, Extra Cream, Extra Sugar
Which kid did Erika get to name?
None (sounds like a farce, definitely Monch)
How many years was Erika's longest marriage?
9, one more and she would have gotten alimony.
What does Erika say when she is forgotten in plans?
I see how I rate!
How many accidents has Erika been in?
Atleast 25
Who did Erika feed with the household food stamps?
Herself and Leo
What is the shortest amount of time Erika knew her boyfriend before they got married?
3 months.
What does Erika say when her children call themselves ugly?
I don't make ugly children/all my children look like me!
What was the make and model of the first car Erika totaled?
A white 1989 Cadillac Eldorado, with red interior.