How to be a balabusta
Dogs
memories
Inside jokes
Food
100

Are we balabustas?

What is duh. 

100

Who is the cutest dog ever?

Who is jagger. (sorry beau)

100

Where are we never going back to?

What is baker's bay.

100

What college is the best?

What is Michigan obvi.

100

What is the best kosher for passover breakfast?

What is matzoh brie.

200

What is the best food that is only good when a balabusta makes it?

What is matzoh brie.

200

Which dog liked getting her nails done?

Who was Nicki.

200

For Olivia, mommy, or daddy.

What 3 words come before it?

What is lick, f*ck, and suck.

Lick it, f*ck it, suck it.

200

Who is grammy's soul sister?

Who is Yvette.

200

What green vegetable is called a courgette in France?

What is zucchini.

300

How does one become a balabusta?

What is your just born with it.

300

According to research, this sense is about 40 times better in dogs than in humans.

According to research, this sense is about 40 times better in dogs than in humans.

300

What is the often repeated line about pee?

What is "Charlotte no you're not a dog."

300

What 2 people are always talked about?

Who are Fran and Allen.

300

What is the name of the expensive spice?

What is saffron. 

400

Why is grammy such a balabusta?

What is because she is cool and makes balabusta food. 

400

Which trait best describes jagger?

a. cute

b. mama's boy

c. spoiled

d.all the above

What is d. all of the above. 

400

What did Grammy used to pee on during covid?

What is the generator.

400

Who is Jagger's best friend?

Who is best friend mama.

400

What food never goes bad?

What is honey.

500

Who was the first balabusta? 

Who is us and great grandma Clair. 

500

Which human is a dog?

Who is Charlotte. 

500

What did I have for breakfast when I pooped my pants?

What is cupcake pancakes, and eggs from Ihop. 

500

What is the answer to 4x4-4/4+4?

What is math is stupid or 16.

500

Which popular condiment was marketed as a medicine during the 1830s?

What is ketchup.

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