It's Her Day
This person told Mom she was a Redneck at the dinner table
Courtney
This twig got himself shot while he was just trying to enjoy the show
President Abraham Lincoln
This type of plant peaces out if you-know-who enters the room
Flowers
"Mama called the doctor and the doctor said _________"
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed"
This document kicked the south in the balls in 1862 becase POC's couldn't be abused anymore :(
The Emancipation Proclamation
"Well, at least there are _________ _________ to help us out." - Mom
Yellow People
This activist was shot and killed in 1968
MLK
This creature loves to munch on leaves - he is VERY hungry
Caterpillar
"_____ ______ has got it going on."
"Stacy's Mom"
This initial governing document didn't pass the vibe check
The Articles of Confederation
Mom really likes these skin sacks.
Hairless cats
Shot and killed? Oopsies. Let's go start a war.
Archduke Franz Ferdinand
The process by which organic matter goes back to mama
Decompisition
"Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, _____________"
"They just seem a little weird"
This deal with the French put the U.S. landmass size on crack
The Louisiana Purchase
If Mom didn't marry Dad, she would probably have married this mob boss.
Sonny Corinthos
RIP Dad's brother in name
Malcolm X
The Cameron women would not survive without this plant
Aloe Vera
"Mama, ooooooooo, ________________"
"I didn't mean to make you cry"
What the sigma?? These Commies really think they're the alphas...I'll show them!
^a modern interpretation of the thoughts of the average American during this event in the 1940/50s
The Red Scare
Mom's favorite child
The Cats
"Surcie" or "Scipio" are also acceptable
Even though I found out it was all a lie, they still made me die
RIP K.R.
Neo from the Matrix
This phenomena occurs in the stroma of plants, and is vital for photosynthesis
Calvin Cycle
"I've been exactly where you are, I'll drive, I'll drive all night, _____________"
"I'll call your mom"
This President said bye bye because he was a naughty naughty boy
Richard Nixon