Baking/Cooking
Where are all the leftovers? We made a double batch!
I do not know. It must have disappeared somehow. Why are you giving me that look?
When is your assignment due? I wont help you within 24 hours of the assignment being due because you should have said before.
Tomorrow
Sponsoring a roach family?
Clean your dishes
Someone tried amateur base jumping without a parachute.
Your favorite oldest male son.
Bright copper kettles and...
Warm woolen mittens
Where are all the measuring cups? We need to make more caramel for turtles.
Somebody didnt do no dishes.
Forget step on a crack break your mom's back. Step on a shoe...
Sell Becky to the zoo
If yall keep this up, Imma start singing love at home.
Learn to fight fair and there will be no hostility in the air
There are no parking spots in sight and we need to park now. How will we survive?
Never fear the parking angel is here!
I wanna run (I wanna run) into the night. I wanna
Step into a dream with you.
The missionaries are coming over on Thursday what should we have?
Gumbo of course. No wait Jambalaya. No Rice and Sauce.
Why does everyone keep trying to eat me?
Because Mom you are delicious
When the road gets hard
Learn to enjoy the journey
Pennies, Nickels, and Dimes are going out of style you say. Well I know better.
Tithing will always bless us to have exactly what we need just like when we had enough money to the very cent to pay for groceries.
So if you care to find me...
Look to the western sky!
What all are we out of? I am going to the store today. Last chance to tell me.
We are out of soap and fizzy water. (There is some in the closet)
Dad's Narcolepsy
I hate that you can fall asleep anywhere.
The house is a mess and dinner is not ready when you come home. What do you do?
Let her sit down and start cleaning and making dinner. Maybe a massage later for extra brownie points.
Where oh where is Xan this time?
Behind the shed after hours partying it up.
To the life that cant be beat right here on___
Easy street
We didn't start the fire, but we know how to stop it. How do you stop a chemical fire?
Baking soda. We need baking soda.
The little red hen is strangely relatable
Yall left me alone in the kitchen again!
Having stage fright?
People don't notice your mistakes nearly as much as you do. Just keep going.
The movie sucked but the company was divine
Powder
Sixteen going on seventeen___
(hint the 4th time this phrase is used)
Innocent as a rose