Employees Out of Context
"Meg looks she'd sit sidecar on a motorcycle."
Who is Jake?
Kahlua
Bailey's
Espresso
What is the mom bomb?
1. Doesn't Know the Capital of Florida
2. Red Head
3. Friends with Jake
Who is Sarah?
Duck
Who is Leigh?
The owner's names.
Who is Joe and Dave?
"Autism Bird Calls"
Who is Meg?
Green Apple Vodka
Melon Pucker
Sour
Starry
What is the Frog Hopper?
1. In Love with His Situationship
2. Plays League Golf
3. Calls Women Bitches
Who is Jake?
Stingray with a Cowboy Hat
Who is Cait?
Our unruly neighbors living in the walls
What is the wasps?
"I wouldn't allow them to drink. They're unworthy of beer."
Who is John?
(we were insulting the french)
Jameson
Peach Schnapps
Sour
What is a Green Tea?
1. Grumpy (lovingly)
2. In the Way Sometimes (lovingly)
3. Grumpy (derogatory)
Who is John?
Celestial Praying Hands
Who is Brianna?
3 Former Managers
Who is Lydia, Vance, Key, Captain, etc.?
"I'm autistic and my special interest is hitting women."
Who is Graham?
Crown Royal
Peach Schnapps
Red Bull
What is a Vegas Bomb?
1. "From" A State That Doesn't Exist
2. A Furry
3. College Athlete
Who is Garrett?
A collection of Sailor Jerry flash look alikes. (affectionate)
Who is Nick?
Two Former Businesses
What is Doogan's, Longshots, La Boheim, etc.?
(spelling is optional)
"Bite the dog's hair"
Who is Graham?
Deep Eddy Peach
Peach Schnapps
Pineapple
Starry
What is the Mad Peach?
1. Will Cry if Someone Yells
2. Likes YA Novels Unironically
3. Burps Heard from Space
Who is Leigh?
None.
Who is John and Graham?
Came from a petty dispute with a now defunct business called Father's Corner.
What is our name 'Mother's Pub?'