Kids' Answers to every Question in Church
Part of the trinity refered to as "The Son of God"
Who is Jesus?
2 Kings 2:23-25, “Get out of here, baldy!” After a group of boys made fun of Elisha for being bald two of these came out of the woods and mauled them, Goldie Locks was not around though.
What are Bears?
His hair might be brown, but oddly his beard grows into a thick luscious, this color.
What is Red
Once celebrated by a huge festival held every October to but has since gone off the rails, it is now parked in the Library.
What is a Trolley?
The always delightful, smart, and talented son. He is the youngest history buff at church and knows more about rockets, civil war, Titanic, Submarines, Marvel, Lego, and more than Pastor Mike.
Who is Oliver?
Often depicted as an old wide man in a bed sheet sandals and white beard, We say the trinity.
Who is God?
Numbers 22-23 Baalam was on his way to curse the Israelites when this stubborn animal refuses to move, Baalam strikes it and it and talks back.
What is a Donkey?
She is his best friend, significant other, and his boss.
Who is Jessica?
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Marysville Elementary Schools
Banjo, Dulcimer, Requinto, Tenor viola can all have 6 strings, bust so does this instrument you will find him most likely to be a pickin' and grinning with.
What is a Guitar?
The best way to talk to God
What is Pray?
Acts 20:7-13 Paul's sermon was a long one, a boy fell asleep falling out one of these, three stories up. Don't worry this story has a happy ending, Paul raised him from the dead.
What is a window?
He Graduated from this high school in 2006.
What is Middletown High School?
There is only one of these, and it is located at 40 and 17.
What is a traffic light?
Showing off his talents as a artist, Pastor Mike Sketched this Church Mascot last summer.
Who is Zeke?
Referred to as the Belt of Truth in the "Armor of God"
What is The Holy Bible?
2 Samuel 18:6-33 King David's son got this caught in a tree while fleeing the enemy. He might have survived if he went to the barber before the battle.
What is hair?
No matter if it is a car, truck, SUV, or a 1937 antique, it is the only automotive brand he owns.
What is FORD?
Know for its employment of many teenagers in town you can see this from the highway if you look for the golden arches.
What is McDonalds?
He works here one week out of the summer.
What is Camp Manidokan?
He is the Greatest Youth minister ever and is never boastful (Step back so lightning doesn't strike you).
Who is Andrew?
Judges 4:14-23 Deborah the prophetess drove one of these through Sisera, the Canaanite general.
What is a tent peg?
Known as the Bronx Bombers, he has been a lifelong fan of this team even though he has always lived in Maryland.
Who are the New York Yankees?
This town park is actually located just outside of the town's corporate limits named after the stream running through it.
What is Grindstone Run Park?
Hello Major Tom? He is not a Star Man, but Pastor Mike did grow up in this town?
What is Bowie, Maryland