Pixar Films
A robot falls in love with a slicker model and ends up accidentally curing obesity
Wall-E
A child is led into a sewer and murdered by Ronald McDonald
It.
Billionare dies to murder a grape
Avengers Endgame
A victim of child neglect beats up home intruders
Home Alone
Four kids harass a cabbage vendor
Old man uses balloons to avoid court charges and kidnaps a child.
Up.
People can't learn to shut the hell up for an hour and 30 minutes
The Quiet Place
Nerd gets anime glow up and goes to war in tights
Captain America
Kids have "too much fun" with snow and hallucinate about a living snow abomination that gets hunted down by a psychopathic wizard.
Frosty the Snowman
Old man gets drunk and drags his grandchild through the multiverse to k1ll himself
Rick and Morty
An engineer accidentally destroys supplies to pay off the government then forms a ragtag team to overthrow it.
A Bug's Life
Old man preys on minors while they're sleeping.
Nightmare on Elm Street
Child gets manipulated by middle-aged man and loses a billion dollars
Spider-Man Far From Home
Man runs around in green tights harassing everybody.
Elf
Waitress becomes friends with a bunch of nerds who couldn't socialize to save their life.
Big Bang Theory
A cowboy figures out he's popular after being kidnapped and gains the Stockholm Syndrome achievement
Toy Story 2
Adults wake up with a hangover and get "frisky" with a ship full of alien eggs
Alien
Guy gets humbled by angry weightlifter in gladiator combat
Thor Ragnarok
Animal teaches a story that you need to have birth defects to be useful.
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Lord of the Flies but zombies
The Walking Dead
Kid gets anger issues after moving to San Francisco and tries to flee her new house to return home.
Inside Out
Captain fights with massive fish because mayor is too corrupt to close the beaches.
Jaws.
Ugly dead guy replaces another dead guy with a furry
Deadpool and Wolverine
The arguably best Christmas movie about t3rrorism
Die Hard
Four kids become part of a Scare Tactics x D&D crossover episode concocted by the government
Stranger Things