Action & Adventure
Poor girl goes to a reality show where only one survives
Hunger Games
Young girl talks to furniture and marries her kidnapper
Beauty and the Beast
Friend zoned for three decades, girl finally likes him, she dies.
Forest Gump
A construction worker falls in love with an emo goth girl while taking down a dictator
Lego Movie
A dad with 3 kids fights a weird man in a tracksuit with his 1,000,000 yellow tic tacs
Despicable Me
Purple alien goes on a rampage across the universe so he can complete his rock collection
Infinity War
Depressed, widowed father teams up with mentally challenged woman to find his handicapped son
Finding Nemo
A negligent mayor feeds a shark several people so he can make more money in the summer
Jaws
Old man kidnaps kid and his dog and holds him hostage in his flying house
Up
A monster saves a girl from marrying a tiny man
Shrek
Clown makes money and tries to make people smile while also performing social experiments
The Dark Knight
Adorable trash can and a flower pot force lazy people to walk
Wall-E
Teenage boy loses his father, copes by farming hallucinogens and learning about worms
Dune
A young boy discovers that having a stick can lead to all sorts of magic!
Harry Potter
This again?
Groundhog Day
A farm boy gets radicalised by an old man, and proceeds to join a terrorist organisation to commit mass murder on the government
Star Wars: A New Hope
After the death of her parents, a young socialite causes millions in property damage
Frozen
Man eats a ton of potatoes by himself while his friends attempt to rescue him.
The Martian
Giant monkey can't get Stacy and has a temper tantrum in New York.
King Kong
Unpopular kids beat up a starving homeless clown
IT
An egg startup company learns the importance of a proper IT budget
Jurassic Park
A beautiful princess gets catfished
Aladdin
Everyone tries the ice bucket challenge
Titanic
Group spends months returning jewelry
Lord of The Rings
Mad scientist tries too hard to make people like him, only to end up making a device that will cause the destruction of his small town
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs