"Lemme 'splain. No, there is too much. Lemme sum up."
What is The Princess Bride?
"That's a great plan, Walter. That's **** ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss **** watch."
What is The Big Lebowski?
"Po-TAY-toes??!?!"
What is The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring?
"I'm not talkin' 'bout pleasure boatin' or day sailin'. I'm talkin' 'bout workin' for a livin'. I'm talkin' 'bout sharkin'!"
What is Jaws?
"I can promise you two things: I'll always look this good, and I'll never give up on you."
What is Hellboy?
"Honey, if you need me, I'll be at the gym or the gun club."
What is Mr. Mom?
"It'd be a lot cooler if you did."
What is Dazed and Confused?
"Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast."
What is Anchorman?
"Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat... college."
What is Annie Hall?
"I'm gonna buy you a diamond so big it's gonna make you puke."
What is The Jerk?
"Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips."
What is The Blues Brothers?
"The pleasure's all on this side of the table."
What is Office Space?
"You think we need one more? You think we need one more. Alright we'll get one more."
What is Ocean's Eleven?
"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."
What is The Departed?
"I don't deserve someone like you. But If I ever could, I swear I would love you for the rest of my life."
What is Groundhog Day?
"People on 'ludes should not drive."
What is Fast Times at Ridgemont High?
"If anything happens to my daughter, I have a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anyone would miss you."
What is Clueless?
“I’ve been called the songbird of my generation.”
What is Step-Brothers?
"I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!"
What is There Will Be Blood?
"Hey ... I just wanted to take another look at you."
What is A Star is Born?
"You must chill! You must chill!"
What is Say Anything?
"Oh you think so doctor?"
What is Boogie Nights?
"Now, that is a big trunk. It holds a tuba, a suitcase, a dead dog, and a garment bag almost perfectly."
What is Wonder Boys?
"You know I can't give you the keys, right, babe?"
“Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why.”
What is Ocean's Twelve?