Character Descriptions
Guy who’s really good at shooting stuff and really sad about his dog, so he punches and shoots a lot of bad guys while wearing fancy suits.
John Wick
A guy realizes he’s been talking to himself all along while things around him literally fall apart.
Fight Club
Some tiny dudes walk a lot with shiny jewelry, while giant scary dudes throw tantrums trying to get it back.
Lotr
A super brave guy who won’t fight but still saves a bunch of people by being really stubborn and kinda lucky.
Desmond Doss
Some kids escape a floating island before it falls apart and everyone lives happily ever after or something.
Castle in the Sky
A dude with too much money dresses up, yells a lot, and throws punches at clowns and angry guys wearing masks, while driving a souped-up car that’s basically a tank.
Batman
A crazy guy who loves dancing and torturing people while looking way too chill about everything.
Mr. Blonde
A bunch of people run back and forth in confusing ways while trying to stop a big bad plan, and nobody’s quite sure who’s winning.
Tenet
Plastic friends fear the void, chase shadows of childhood, dodge the great unknown, and whisper secrets of loyalty — all while pretending to be still. Somewhere, a cowboy and a spaceman argue about who’s the real hero. The end?
Toy Story
A friendly pilot who mostly smiles and then suddenly isn’t around anymore.
Goose
A guy gets a weird forehead tattoo while everyone looks awkward and the bad guys lose really fast.
Inglorious Bastards
Guy wakes up, does some cool moves, fights weird people in black, and tries to figure out if anything’s real — then everyone kind of stops fighting, maybe.
The Matrix
A big fuzzy dude who shows up randomly to give kids rides on his tummy and maybe do some tree magic.
Totoro
Some dude just stands around outside, looking confused about what happened while nothing really gets solved.
Memories of Murder
Space misfits chase glowing rocks, argue over weird family stuff, blast old tunes, and somehow save the universe — all while looking cooler than anyone else in space. The end, maybe.
Guardians of the Galaxy