Rules before a Test
If you need to go to the bathroom, do it….. “ “
now
Puerto Rico
After saying our prayer at the start of class, we often….
Sing the Alma Mater
Glory Be
Glory Be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit.As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world without end
Rule Number 1
1. No talking an no unesscary noises
During Mr Diaz’ youth be brought this animal into school….
Horse
Whilst singing the alma Mater mr diaz often does this….
Runs through the rows high fiving everyone
Hail Mary
Hail Mary, full of grace. The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death, Amen
Rule Number 2
2. Permission to bathroom are not granted
Mr Diaz got talked to by the cops in this state….
Arizona
Mr Diaz often days no when we ask to go to the bathroom on these days…
When we had lunch before
Our Father
Our Father, Who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name; Thy kingdom come; Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread; and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil
Rule Number 3
3. Dishonesty policy
Mr Diaz got his scar by…
Getting hit with a lunch tray
Mr Diaz often does this too our iPads if we are misusing them….
locks them
Apostles’ Creed
I believe in God,
the Father almighty,
Creator of heaven and earth,
and in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord,
who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died and was buried;
he descended into hell;
on the third day he rose again from the dead;
he ascended into heaven,
and is seated at the right hand of God the Father almighty;
from there he will come to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the holy catholic Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and life everlasting.
Amen.
Rule Number 4
4. Name date and section
Mr. Diaz burnt down this outside of his school in Puerto Rico while trying to show off his cooking for the ladies…
Wood fort/teepee
When Mr Diaz suspects someone is doing things on their iPad, as he walks towards them he often says this…
Hands Off!
Prayer to the Holy Spirit
Come, Holy Spirit, fill the hearts of your faithful.
And kindle in them the fire of your love.
Send forth your Spirit and they shall be created.
And you will renew the face of the earth.
Lord,
by the light of the Holy Spirit
you have taught the hearts of your faithful.
In the same Spirit
help us to relish what is right
and always rejoice in your consolation.
We ask this through Christ our Lord.
Amen.