Flumption
The species of fish that is better eaten out of the tin than through a silly straw.
What is sardines?
Mr. Eepy Geepy's true identity.
What is classified government information?
An animal generally associated with the word "silly."
What is a Silly Goose?
The only downside to having children.
What is financial recession?
Carbon Dioxide's deadly emo sibling.
What is Carbon Monoxide?
The average amount of pickles to be found in a jar, assuming that they had been the size of a store-brand cucumber during the time of pickling.
What is seven?
A color that isn't red, isn't blue, but directly in-between.
What is yellow?
A Keter Class SCP whom has the mass of a thousand suns.
Who is your mother?
It has four legs, but never walks. It holds all of your food, but has no hands. It has a head, but can't eat.
What is a table?
Donald Duck's military position.
What is the American Navy?
The only other famous Gordon that doesn't call you a donut when you forget the lamb sauce.
Who is Gordon Freeman?
The only socially acceptable form of baby to consume.
What are eggs?
This form of headwear is typically paired with a comically large, swirly rainbow lollipop, and blue jean overalls.
What is a propeller hat?
Who is Chef Boyardee?
The disease someone contracts when they breathe in fine sand, ashes, and/or dust for too long.
What is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
This round fruit had a face photoshopped onto it in the early 2010's and had become an internet sensation overnight, causing it to get dragged out further than Old Yeller.
Who is The Annoying Orange?
A large collection of small bones found in most animals that are used to crush meat, plants, and other substances into a soft paste.
What are teeth?
An early form of emoji that is created using basic symbols found mostly on American keyboard configurations.
What are emoticons?
The amount of combinations available on a 3x3 Rubik's Cube. (Rough estimates accepted.)
What is 43,252,003,274,489,856,000?
The short-form term of charisma.
What is rizz?
The official name given to the large mass of trash in the Pacific Ocean that's the size of France.
What is France?
A parasite that consumes large amounts of money, food, water, and removes itself from you only when it's old enough to sustain itself.
The part on the end of your shoelace that is generally more firm than the rest of it.
What is an aglet?
The name of the large landmass that connects Britain to the rest of Europe that had sunken into the ocean long ago.
What is Doggerland?
The name of the element on the periodic table most commonly associated with nuclear warfare.
What is Uranium?