Jokes 1
What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light?
Don't look, I'm Changing
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case they got a hole in one!
What did the girl melon say when the guy melon asked her to marry him?
We're too young, we can't elope.
What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
You would think it is the R, but it is actually the C (sea)
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho Cheese!
Why couldn't the two elephants go swimming?
What did the street sign say to the other street sign?
I don't know, they were talking in sign language.
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef
Why couldn't the bicycle finish the race?
Because it was two tired.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with!
What did the toilet say to the other toilet after a long day?
You look a little flushed.
How much did it cost for the pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buccaneer!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide
Why couldn't the rhinoceros charge?
Because it forgot its credit card!
Why was Cinderella bad at baseball?
She had a pumpkin for a coach and ran away from the ball.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
They were feeling crumby.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer (No idea)
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
They were outstanding in their field.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta!
Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems.
Why did the tomato blush?
They saw the salad dressing.
What did the hat say to the other hat?
You stay here, I'll go on a head.
What happened to the couple that met on a ski slope?
Their relationship went downhill.
What did the hockey player do when the thief demanded money?
He gave him a check!