Pickle Ball
Dad Jokes
His Home State
Story Time
All about J. Jeffries
100
The game of pickleball was invented using paddles, a wiffle ball, and this kind of backyard object.
What is a badminton net?
100
When asked why the computer went to therapy, Jon said it had too many of these.
What are tabs open?
100
This city hosts the world-famous Kentucky Derby
What is Louisville?
100
He once declared this as the most exciting fast food sandwich upon returning from military leave
What is the Arby’s Beef ’n Cheddar?
100
This, the proper way to spell his name.
What is J O N?
200
Pickleball. The official sport of this state in 2022.
What is Washington?
200
This kind of bear has no teeth.
What is a gummy bear?
200
This amber spirit made from corn is Kentucky’s liquid pride.
What is bourbon?
200
Known for his love of organized chaos, he’s famous for having one of these for just about everything.
What is a spreadsheet?
200
On Sundays, Jon trades spreadsheets for scriptures as a teacher in this setting.
What is Sunday school?
300
The “kitchen” in pickleball isn’t for cooking — it’s for this.
What is the no-volley zone?
300
You know it’s a Jon meeting when it ends not with a sigh, but with this kind of punny goodness.
What is a dad joke?
300
This highway is sometimes called Bourbon Boulevard.
What is the Bluegrass Parkway?
300
When it comes to Thanksgiving, this trio of dishes makes Jon’s holiday complete.
What are deviled eggs, candied yams, and green bean casserole?
300
Known for raining fire from above, this legendary U.S. Air Force gunship is the one Jon flew during his service.
What is the AC-130 Spectre Gunship?
400
This, the year pickleball was invented.
What is 1965?
400
Jon would say this is what you call a factory that makes okay products.
What is a satisfactory?
400
This Kentucky landmark holds the record as the world’s longest known cave system, stretching over 425 miles of mapped passages.
What is Mammoth Cave?
400
Before kicking back for the weekend, Jon makes sure this outdoor chore is checked off his list
What is mowing the lawn?
400
You might want to rethink your Halloween costume in Alabama — dressing as one of these could technically earn you a misdemeanor.
What are clergy members, such as priests or nuns?
500
The sport gets its name from this — not a snack
Who is Pickles, the family dog?
500
This is what you call someone with no body and no nose.
What is nobody knows?
500
This Kentucky-made sports car’s name is derived from a small, maneuverable warship.
What is the Corvette?
500
He’s not just a spreadsheet wizard — he once served his country in this military branch.
What is the Air Force?
500
In Osaka’s Fukushima-ku district, this building is famous for having the Hanshin Expressway run straight through its 5th, 6th, and 7th floors.
What is the Gate Tower Building?