Silly-Stupid Jokes
This is what you call fake noodle
What is an im-pasta?
This is the number of Harry Potter books
What is 7?
123 + 647 + 888 =
What is 1,658?
This the worlds slowest animal
What is the Sloth?
Tony the Tiger is pictured on this cereal's box
What is Frosted Flakes?
This is why you cannot trust atoms
What is they make up everything?
On average, Americans consume 100 pounds per second of this candy
What is Chocolate?
746 - 177 - 98 =
What is 471?
This what you call a group of Lions
What is a Pride?
Mc Donalds sells 75 hamburgers every
A. Second D. 1 1/2 Minutes
B. 20 Seconds E. 2 Minutes
C. Minute F. 2 1/2 Minutes
What is 75 burgers every Second?
This is what washes up on very small beaches
What are micro-waves?
This is the number of seconds in a day
What is 86,400?
8989 - 4982 - 389 - 211 =
What is 3,407?
This bird is the universal symbol for peace
What is the Dove?
If you bounce this ripe berry it goes sky high
What is a cranberry?
This is orange and sounds like a parrot
What is a carrot?
This was the year Facebook launched
What is 2004?
332.76 + 56.77 + .00456 =
What is 389.53456?
Out of twelve dogs on the Titanic this is the number that survived
What is Three?
This was the first food eaten in space
What is Applesauce?
This is what you call an old snowman
What is water?
This essential condiment is also known as Japanese horseradish
What is Wasabi?
78.89 - 23.11 - 1.23 + 76.2
What is 130.75?
This animal NEVER sleeps
What is the Bullfrog?
Mars & Murrie invented this popular candy
What are M & M's?