This guy overthrew the Directory...and he didn't vote for Pedro.
Who is Napoleon Bonaparte?
100
His dog.
Who is Charles?
100
This is the REAL name of Solak's "Chess Club"
What is Solak's Army of Darkness
100
Hidden Hemoglobin Helpful Haughty Hipster
Who is Emily Vance?
100
Mr. Solak once sat next to a person in a movie theatre who had never seen this type of movie. OH MY GOD!!!
What is a 3D movie?
200
During some random time period, ______ was very successful, while _____ and _____ weren't as successful, and _____ tried to tag along but no one paid attention to them.
Who were Great Britain, France and Germany, and Italy?
200
The college he graduated from.
What is Florida Atlantic University?
200
This type of "kamikaze" jump is performed by the instructor in order to save as many children as possible in an emergency.
What is a Starfish Dive?
200
_____ Song
Who is Megan Wong?
200
Mr. Solak intentionally inconvenienced his girlfriend by sending her to multiple grocery stores to by this. Turns out we didn't need five gallons of it...
What is Milk?
300
This man cleverly tricked France into Scrambling for Africa. I imagine him with enormous orange hair...
Who was Otto von Bismarck?
300
A place he likes to visit by himself.
What is the movie theatre?
300
This bone is the strongest bone in your body...remember this fact in case of an emergency...
What is the Femur?
300
Hipster
Who is any student Mr. Solak has ever met?
300
This will be the music played at Mr. Solak's funeral.
What is the Space Jam theme song?
400
This man, an Austrian, was assassinated in Bosnia...by a Serbian. Confuuuuusing...
Who was Archduke Francis Ferdinand?
400
He made a group of 4th graders cry by accidentally telling them this.
What is Santa Claus isn't real?
400
This is the grade you will receive if you forget to group your sources and tie specific examples to your thesis statement.
What is a Zero F
400
Theodoratyranasaures Rex
Who is Michael Theodorakatos?
400
This is the type of clothing that Charles helps himself to on the reg.
What are socks?
500
Indigenous people of Africa may not have had the most "modern" medicine, but they did have this.
What is a horn, screaming at the sky, and throwing mud at your face?
500
Don't ask questions, make statements. Then, start loading up the truck. Don't forget to break something expensive. This is Mr. Solak's advice for doing this.
What is Shopping at a Garage Sale?
500
This is Mr. Solak's character personality he uses when making outlandish comparisons or giving confusing examples...you can find him on Treasure Island.
Who is Billy Bones?
500
The trio of "Pink", "E-Man", and "Tooooonyyy" (In my best Italian accent, of course)
Who are Tyler Noel, Emmanuel Georges, and Anthony Napodano?