Jobs he has had...
Why did Mr. Welty get fired from working at a calendar factory?
He took too many days off.
Why did Mr. Welty like the job of collecting leaves?
Because he was really raking it in!
Why did Mr. Welty stop working at the mirror factory?
He just couldn't see himself doing it anymore.
Why did Mr. Welty quit his job at the coffee shop?
He realized it was the same old grind.
Why did Mr. Welty get fired from the orange juice factory?
He couldn't concentrate.
Why did Mr. Welty have to stop working at the shoe recycling shop?
Because he realized it was sole destroying.