Sports
Two people were playing chess and both won. How did this happen?
They were playing against other opponents.
I am Goofy’s son in the movie A Goofy Movie?
Who Am I?
Max
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A Towel
There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off. Why does the other monkey jump too?
Monkey see monkey do.
This is something yellow
But it is not a light
It is a citrus fruit
That’s a flavor in Sprite
Lemon
Bob’s coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Koko, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player’s name?
Bob.
I am gifted with power but also a curse;
Only by true love can make a reverse.
Who am I?
Elsa
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An Egg
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU.
With red and white stripes
It’s something you lick
Despite it looking
Like a hockey stick
Candy Cane
What do fisherman and boxers have in common?
They Both throw hooks.
My lips are red and skin as white as a dove
I’m wishing for my prince to love
Who am I?
Snow White
What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A Sponge.
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
It’s the name of a type of fish
That’s packed in a can so tight
It sounds like the name of someone
Who makes a piano sound right
Tuna
What sport has four letters, is played all around the world, and begins with a T?
Golf.
I live in the street
I steal food
I was put in jail, only to get out
I met a beautiful girl,
I sing One Jump Ahead
Who am I?
Aladdin
What has a thumb and four fingers but it isn’t alive?
A Glove
A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
The parrot was deaf.
I’ve a brown shell on the outside
And my shape is an oval
However, I am not an egg
From a palm tree’s where I fall
A Coconut
I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?
Eyeballs
I am a Disney Princess
I have brown hair
I love to read
I sing Something There
Who Am I?
Bell
A cowboy rode into town on Friday afternoon. He spent three days in town and then rode out on Friday. How is that possible?
Friday is the man's horse.
Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?
He wanted to find his friend, Pooh!
If you’re craving some fast food
Then this thing might grant your wish
It sometimes has a stuffed crust
And sometimes it is deep dish
Pizza