Mrs. Parker Lore
Mrs. Parker has this many children.
What is "5"
Given the choice between a beach vacation and a mountain getaway, Mrs. Parker would choose THIS destination.
What is "mountain getaway"
Mrs. Parker starts almost every Wednesday class with THIS activity.
What is "whiteboard Wednesday"
Mrs. Parker has taught students in all grade levels, K-12.
Fiction! I have never taught K, 2nd, or 8th.
What is "yellow"
This is the name of Mrs. Parker's Australian Shepherd.
What is "Ducky"
If forced to give up one forever, Mrs. Parker would give up: coffee or chocolate.
What is "chocolate"
Mrs. Parker uses THIS classroom technology to display lessons and presentations.
What is "promethean board" or "google slides"
Mrs. Parker originally went to college planning to become something other than a teacher.
Fact! I originally went to college to become an athletic trainer before switching to educaiton.
Mrs. Parker's favorite coffee is THIS: starbucks or dunkin.
What is "dunkin"
Before teaching high school, Mrs. Parker taught this grade level.
What is "5th grade"
If Mrs. Parker could only watch one genre of movies for the rest of her life, she'd choose THIS genre: horror movies or comedies
What is "comedies"
Mrs. Parker taught THIS subject before returning to the high school.
What is "English" or "ELA"
Mrs. Parker has a tattoo with no special meaning.
Fact! I have a dead fish tattoo over a scar on the back of my right arm.
Mrs. Parker considers THIS movie one of her all-time favorites.
What is "Princess Bride", "Step-Brothers", or "Dodgeball", or I'll accept other answers if they fit :)
Mrs. Parker earned two college degrees from this school.
What is "Mount St. Joseph University"
Given the choice between teaching kindergarten or middle school for an entire year, Mrs. Parker would choose THIS grade level.
What is "middle school"
Mrs. Parker's favorite response to a student asking, 'What are we doing in class today?' is THIS.
What is "some stuff and some things"
Mrs. Parker has personally met a celebrity.
Fiction! The closest I've come to meeting a celebrity are my own educational heroes :)
Mrs. Parker's favorite musical artist or band is THIS.
What is "(enter any band/artist name that fits)" :)
Mrs. Parker has this many grandchildren.
What is "none"
Mrs. Parker would rather face THIS nightmare: a classroom full of students who never stop talking OR a classroom where nobody ever speaks.
What is "a classroom full of students who never stop talking"
Of all the things students do in class, THIS behavior is most likely to make Mrs. Parker lose her patience.
What is "being rude"
Mrs. Parker said and did so many ridiculous things that her family gave it a special name.
Fact! They are called "Kim-isms". Example: the opposite of inhale is "out-hale".
If Mrs. Parker could eat only ONE meal for the rest of her life, she would choose THIS.
What is "pizza", "wings", or anything else that fits :)