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A large computer system designed to process very large amounts of data. Hackers stereotypically hack into these.

What is "Mainframe"

100

This language, based on one-liners of a famous actor, contains statements such as "IT'S SHOWTIME" and "I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYLE" as well as ending in "YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED"

What is "ArnoldC"

100

This unit of measurement is half of an octet.

What is a "Nibble"

100

This infamous typo from the President inspired senators to introduce a bill of the same name, ensuring the tweet would be preserved for future generations

What is "Covfefe"?

100

In the 70s, Bill Gates was arrested and his mugshot made public for this crime.

What is driving without a license?

200

This brand of phone, while decidedly not smart, was widely lauded as indestructible.

What is "Nokia"

200

This language was designed in 1952 and only becoming object oriented in 2002. Most programming now is done purely to maintain existing applications.

What is "COBOL"?

200

On the 4th of July, the amount of these consumed by Americans would stretch from LA to Washington D.C over five times.

What is "hot dog".

200

On June 22nd this streaming platform made a surprise announcement of their shutdown and ceased operations on July 23rd.

What is "Mixer"

200

This fictional person works for cyber security company Allsafe. They struggle with social anxiety, disassociative identity disorder and clinical depression. They connect to people by hacking them, which often leads them to act as a cyber-vigilante. They are recruited by a team of hacktivists known as fsociety.

Who is Elliot Alderson?

300

It would take 711 of these to have a storage capacity of 1 GB

What is a "Floppy Disk"

300

This languaged, styled after plays of its namesake, is comprised of components such as "Title", "Dramatis Personae", "Acts and Scenes", "Enter, Exit and Exuent", and "Lines"

What is "Shakespeare Programming Language"

300

An American favorite, this food was famously declared as counting as a full serving of vegetables by Congress in 2011

What is "Pizza"?

300

This website, founded in 1999 by a now-famous entrepreneur, was originally an online bank known as X.com

What is "Paypal"?

300

This famous computer scientist was known to hand out "nanoseconds," foot-long lengths of telephone wire that represented how fast an electrical signal travels in one billionth of a second.

Who is Grace Hopper?

400

This Microsoft product was popular as a personal encyclopedia before being made irrelevant by free internet-based alternatives

What is Encarta?

400

This language has statements such as "HAI", "CAN HAS" and "KTHXBYE". It's name is based off of something that was the primary content of icanhazcheeseburger.com

What is "LOLCODE"?

400

This ribbon-like organic compound can hold the equivalent of 215 petabytes (215 million gigabytes) of data per gram.

What is "DNA"?

400

This brand's tweet roasting a user's doubt about their usage of fresh meat is said to have kicked off modern day "Brand Twitter". They're also famous for dropping a mixtape.

What is "Wendy's"?

400

This programmer started an antivirus company, claims to have faked heart attacks in Guatemala to avoid deportation, and announced in 2019 that they are on the run from US authorities for tax related charges. They also claim to have 47 biological children.

Who is John McAfee?

500

This medium of communications is a line of stations, typically towers, for the purpose of conveying textual information by means of visual signs. The first ever telecoms scam occured in 1834 when two bankers bribed operators to communicate changes in the Paris stock exchange through one of these systems (otherwise reserved for government use).

What is a "Semaphore Telegraph" (also "Optical Telegraph")

500

This language is a cross-platform multi-paradigm language and compiler that can produce applications and source code for many different platforms from one code-base. Code written in this language can be compiled into and generate Javascript, C++, Java, JVM, PHP, C#, Python, Lua and Node.js.

What is "Haxe"?

500

This 1987 Def Leppard song shares a title with a common name for a hickey

What is "love bites"?

500

This island country with a population of less than 2,000 claimed the title of the world's first "Wifi Nation" for providing free internet throughout the country. This country also famously have had Pokemon such as Pikachu on their coins.

What is "Niue"?

500

This software engineer developed on-board flight software for NASA's Apollo program, and in 2016 was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom for her work. There's a famous image of her standing next to a printout of her Apollo source code.

Who is Margaret Hamilton?

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