Federal Bennies
What does SSI stand for?
Supplemental Security Income
If a patient has a problem with SDI, what's a way to reach the EDD?
In person at the office!
Bribe your social worker to call the top secret provider line.
Name the building you are in right now.
Helen Diller Medical Center at Parnassus Heights.
505 Parnasty!
What does IHSS stand for?
In Home Support Services
Assistant Director Tim's ultimate night out includes which of the following:
A. An early bird special at The Sizzler (Shrimp and Steak combo) & bowling
B. Theater followed by a crisp chardonnay at a wine bar
C. A Saturday night at a piano bar
D. A drive to Daly City’s In & Out Burger followed by a Krispy Kreme donut located right across the parking lot and then home to watch The Real Housewives of New York
All except for B!
What does SSDI stand for?
Social Security Disability Income
Who is eligible for SDI?
What is a code silver?
Who is eligible for Paratransit?
A person with a disability who cannot use public transportation.
You might want to decompress after this week. What show started a new season this week which is available to you via Netflix Friday night?
A. The Great British Bake-off
B. Love Island
C. Project Runway
D. Building the Band
A. GBBO! YES! I'm in my cake making phase!
How do you apply for SSI/SSDI?
Online, telephone or in person
How long can you receive SDI?
Maximum of 1 year.
What's the name of the house where some UCSF patients can stay throughout or after their care?
Koz HH
What agency does SW call to report abuse of a 45 year old disabled person?
Adult Protective Services
What concert did Assistant Director Meher attend with her mother:
A. Tina Turner
B. Vanilla Ice
C. Backstreet Boys
D. Garth Brooks
Vanilla Ice Ice Baby!
What's the difference between SSI and SSDI?
SSI is given to people who are disabled who do not have enough work credits and meet financial criteria and SSDI is given to people who are disabled based on their work credits.
How long can you receive PFL?
8 weeks.
What denomination are our chaplains?
Tricky question. Non-denominational.
What agency does SW call to report a patient hitting their spouse while in the hospital?
Trick question. SW does not report Intimate Partner Violence.
Which TV star was Andrea's first date? (no, really!)
A. Jesse Tyler Ferguson - Mitchell on Modern Family
B. Chris Elliot - Roland on Schitts Creek
C. Dax Shepard - Crosby on Parenthood
D. Jason Bateman - Michael on Arrested Development
A. Jesse Tyler Ferguson from Modern Family!
How much is SSI max/month?
$943
What are the three programs that the EDD manages?
SDI, PFL and Unemployment.
You receive a call from someone who is speaking French to you, but you are only fluent in Spanish. How would you speak to them?
Since Spanish is phonetic, just remove most ends of the words, purse your lips together, make most vowels nasal and VOILA!
Which SF county department do you think became very busy in March 2020?
DPH!
In Greek, Mount Parnassus means:
A. Mountain of the house of the god
B. Mountain of the health of mankind
C. Mountain of the patriarchy
D. Mountain of compassionate care
A. Mountain of the house of god