Milestones
This is when the TRP submission deadline is (in T minus days)?
What is T-240?
Loves that chicken from Popeyes.
Who is Mac?
Racoons, scorpions, and jackals are frequent visitors to this test site.
What is Camp Bullis, TX.
Meant for the Head and Neck Team, this device remains unused and in its stored configuration at the Role 3.
What is the Surgical Microscope?
This futuristic headset, intended to provide soldiers with advanced situational awareness, has its $22 billion contract with Microsoft under constant scrutiny and testing
What is the Integrated Visual Augmentation System or IVAS
This is when OTRRI is due.
T-120
I used to be in the Army band.
Seenior Reeechards.
Flooding cut off this test site for several days.
What is the Ft. Campbell MSTC?
Soldiers use it to heat their toaster pastries in the field.
What is the dental furnace?
The Army's search for a new armed scout helicopter to replace the OH-58 Kiowa led to this program, which was cancelled in early 2024 after significant investment.
What was the Future Attack Reconnaissance Aircraft (FARA) program?
This is when OTRRII is due.
What is T-30?
Lightning strikes once.
Who is MSG McAfee.
Known as The Great Place, the Female Severe Trauma Mannequin was tested here.
What is the Ft. Hood MSTC?
The transducer emits sound waves.
What is the USFP?
This program is developing a new family of 6.8mm weapons to replace the M4 carbine and M249 SAW, representing a major shift in soldier firepower.
What is the Next Generation Squad Weapon (NGSW) program
This is when the Test Plan is approved.
T-90
I sustain myself on Starbucks and air.
Who is MAJ Gaston.
The concept of assigning M249s to medics was tested here.
What is Ft. Bragg, NC?
This device uses helium as a carrier gas.
What is the GCMS?
This portable device was supposed to give combat medics the ability to produce medical-grade oxygen from ambient air, but it failed miserably in the field, resulting in millions of dollars wasted.
What is the Oxygen Generator Field Portable or OGFP?
The AAR brief is due to the Director on this date.
When is E+10?
You left your headlights on. Also, is this your coffee mug?
Who is Mr. Burrhus?
MSG Richards got his rental vehicle stuck in the snow here.
What is Ft. Drum.
Fluorescence is proportional to the total amount of amplicon.
What is the MPDS GeneXpert?
This 1998 HBO movie hilariously exposed the bureaucratic absurdity behind the 20-year development of the Bradley Fighting Vehicle, featuring "kill everything" tests and an armor that couldn't stop anything.
What is The Pentagon Wars?