Terms
Whenever Fred or Cole is taking thier turn.
What is Slowplay?
Run. Flee. Its too late.
What is Colossal Dreadmaw?
A frankly terrible card type (you should know the one).
What is Battles?
A low power/toughness creature that typically does one simple thing. Also can be applied to Fred.
What is a Dork?
The most logical target for an 8 mana cost counterspell/removal.
What is Llanowar Elves?
A type of removal we don't run, that both Dakota and Cole take advantage of because of our goodwill.
What is Land Removal?
A high power/toughness creature that typically is simple in mechanics.
The objective best creature in all of Magic: The Gathering.
What is Ornithopter of Paradise?
What is Windfall?
Ususally applied to the situation when you fail to draw what you need (typically throughout the entire game).
What is Bungering?
The love of my life. (Yes, me the host; Jonathan William Hall. The one running this show)
Who is Emrakul, the Aeons Torn?
Most freaking badass sorcery to ever be printed (can't be argued).
What is Exsanguinate?
A high power/toughness creature that actually takes some thought to play, or has effects that put them on the same level as high power/toughness creature.
What is a Bungus?
The most bloodthirsty, highest kill count, utter abomination of a commander that will torture and kill you without a hint of remorse.
Who is Ms. Bumbleflower?
The funniest keyword we might have, or might not have, come up with in 'homebrew'.
What is Entangled?