If I could have any job in the world, I would be...
If I could eliminate one thing I do in the bathroom every day(or more seldom), it would be...
If I could perform in the circus, I would be...
If I were given a yacht, I would name it...
If I could have a starring role in any film that's already been made, it would be...
100
...a judge.
Stephen/Potato.
100
...dying my hair.
Sally.
100
...a trapeze artist.
Sally
100
The Hobe.
Potato
100
Casino Royale as "Bond, James Bond."
Stephen Daniel Mudge
200
...second in command of a catering company.
Sally!
200
...shaving.
Stephen and Dan.
200
...an acrobat.
Believe it or not: Stephen. (I would have that his job would involve large cats.)
200
Layla.
Mandy
200
Magnum from Magnum P.I. (ignore the "it's not a movie fact)
Daniel, of course.
300
...a stunt double.
Hobocon
300
...plucking my eyebrows.
Hobe.
300
...a clown-killer.
Dan "I'm crazy and violent" Mudge.
300
Da Snoop-a-Loop
Timothy.
300
Mogley from The Jungle Book.
Mandy-bo-bandy.
400
...a forest ranger.
Dan "the man" Mudge.
400
...cutting my hair.
Timothy Davis.
400
...an animal rights regulator/monitor.
Mandy.
400
Good Fortune
Sally-Rally-Oxen-Free!
400
Jules in Pulp Fiction.
Tim-tim.
500
...an engineer.
T-Dav.
500
...self-tanning me-self.
Mandy-boo.
500
...elephant man (the look-a-like, not elephant trainer).
Tim-o-tay.
500
Easy
Dan "My Homie" Mudge
500
Andrea Sachs (played by Anne Hathaway) in The Devil Wears Prada.
Sally.
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