THINGS MUM LIKES
KNOWN TO SCIENTISTS AS THE FELUS CATUS, THIS IS MUM'S MOST LOVED ANIMAL.
WHAT IS THE CAT?
WHAT ARE SPIDERS?
FOUNDED IN NEWBERN, NC, THIS IS MUM'S FAVORITE DRINK. (IF YOU MISS THIS ONE, YOU'RE PRETTY STUPID).
WHAT IS PEPSI COLA?
ALTHOUGH ONE OF MUM'S FAVORITE PASTIMES, SHE IS UNABLE TO DO IT ON MOVING VEHICLES OR OBJECTS.
WHAT IS READING?
ON THIS DAY IN 1982, MUM WAS BORN, POSSIBLY THE GREATEST DAY OF ALL TIME.
WHAT IS DECEMBER THIRD?
MADE FROM THE SIMPLE COCOA PLANT AND BEAN, THIS DESSERT IS MUM'S MOST LOVED CANDY/TREAT.
WHAT IS CHOCOLATE?
HI HO, HI HO, IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO, UNLESS MUM COMES ALONG; SHE WOULD FIGHT SOME DWARFS OVER THIS ANNOYING HABIT.
WHAT IS WHISTLING?
DON'T BE A STRANGER, THIS AUTHOR IS MUM'S ABSOLUTE FAVORITE. (PS, IF YOU DON'T GET THIS ONE, YOU'LL BE GONE FOR GOOD.)
WHO IS HARLAN COBEN?
MUM LOVES HER SLEEP, BUT IF YOU NEED HER TO BE AWAKE TO FINISH THAT EPISODE, DON'T PUT ONE OF THESE ON HER-- SHE'LL BE OUT IMMEDIATELY.
WHAT IS A BLANKET?
THIS PHRASE IS FREQUENTLY SAID BY MUM WHEN SHE WANTS US TO COMPLETE A TASK QUICKLY. HOP TO IT!
WHAT IS 'QUICK LIKE A BUNNY?'
MUM VERY MUCH LIKES THIS LANGUAGE, IT IS WUNDERBAR.
WHAT IS GERMAN?
WHAT IS THE DISHWASHER?
THIS IS MUM'S FAVORITE QUOTE FROM 'GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOLUME ONE.'
WHAT IS 'IT'S NOT COOL TO GET HELP! WALK BY YOURSELF YOU LITTLE GARGOYLE!?
GET TO THE CHOPPER! ACTUALLY, DON'T, BECAUSE IF YOU'RE MUM, YOU NEED THESE CLOSED IF YOU'RE CRUISING DOWN THE HIGHWAY. (OUCH, MY EARS!)
WHAT ARE CAR WINDOWS?
MOVE THAT CHAIR! IF SHE CAN'T SEE THIS, YOU'LL HAVE A BIG PROBLEM.
THESE ARE THE THREE PEOPLE ON MUM'S 'ABSOLUTELY LOVES AND ABSOLUTELY NEEDS TO MEET' LIST.
WHO IS MARK-PAUL GOSSELAAR, MICHAEL J. FOX, AND SCOTT BAKULA.
"WHAT??" LISTEN, IF YOU CAN'T HEAR THE QUESTION, YOU WON'T HEAR THE RESPONSE. JUST COME DOWNSTAIRS, SHE HATES WHEN YOU DO THIS!
WHAT IS CALL DOWN 'WHAT' INSTEAD OF COMING TO HER.
TRY YOUR BEST ON YOUR TEST. IF YOU'RE LUCKY, MUM WILL SEND YOU THIS GIF THAT SHE LOVES.
MUM LOVES THE HEAT AND DESPISES THE COLD. HOWEVER, THIS IS THE ONE PLACE WHERE SHE CANNOT EVER BE HOT.
WHAT IS THE CAR?
MUM CURRENTLY HAS 25 OF THESE ON HER SHELF (I COUNTED).
WHAT ARE PHOTO ALBUMS?
MUM SHOWED ME THIS MEME A LITTLE BIT AGO. OF COURSE, I'D ALREADY SEEN IT ON TUMBLR FOR MONTHS. IT STILL MADE HER LAUGH A LOT THOUGH.
WHAT IS THE LADIES AND CAT MEME?
CAREFUL, YOU'LL GENERATE STATIC ELECTRICITY AND SHOCK YOURSELF, OR YOU'LL GET THE WRATH OF MUM IF YOU DO THIS.
WHAT IS SHUFFLE YOUR FEET ACROSS THE FLOOR?
WEBKINZ WAS AN ICONIC WEBSITE WHEN I WAS A CHILD, AND THIS GAME WAS MUM'S SECRET HIDDEN TALENT; SHE DESTROYED IT.
WHAT IS SMOOTHIE MOVES?
WHAT IS A LADY TALKS IN CHINESE?
IF MUM HADN'T BECOME A LAWYER, SHE WOULD HAVE PICKED THIS EQUALLY RAD CAREER INSTEAD, AND SHE ORIGINALLY PLANNED TO.
WHAT IS A WRITER?