Birthday Hag
Who is mum’s favorite child ?
Hugo
In what year did mum first meet her perfect favorite child ?
2006
What is the affectionate nickname given to Emmanuelle and based on her appearance and behavior ?
Gobs
How many fingers does a human have ?
10
Is mum right or left handed ?
Right
What school grade does mum teach ?
CM1 and CM2
What is Hugo called by almost everyone he meets ?
Genius, perfect, God
What is chromo (O’s nickname) short for ?
Chromosomes
How old is mum ?
51
What animal is Pa afraid of ?
Mice
What is mum’s middle name ?
Emma
What does mum often do to this child in order to make it seem like he can’t find anything ?
Hide things
Fill in the blank ___ Sean Yap or Sean ___ Yap
TSI
What was the name of the first dog that we babysitted after Bella died ?
Habibi
What snake was spotted at mum and papa’s wedding ?
A brown snake
What does mum mistakenly think mammals don’t do ?
Lay eggs
At what age was this child rejected, insulted and abused by his mum when he asked her to let him sleep in her bed ?
3 years old
At what time was Oscar born ?
6:40 am
What did Stella say in response to mum gifting her a certain shirt ?
“But the birds aren’t pink”
What do you call a utensil that is both a spoon and a fork (hint: Key and Peele) ?
A Fpoon
Give three examples of variations, used by others, of mum’s last name
Stonewoman, Stonegirl, Pebbles
How many times a day does mum think of her favorite child (+-1000) ?
infinite
What does the term “surprise” truly mean when describing mum’s pregancy with E ?
An accident
What is the 8th decimal of pi ?
5
What colour/hint of a colour was Simon’s dog that was put down when mum was younger
Blue