WHO SAID IT? CHRISTMAS VACATION EDITION
I don't know what to say, but it's Christmas and we're all in misery.
Who is Ellen Griswold?
When the Grinch discovers the true meaning of Christmas, his heart grows this number of sizes.
What is three?
You can learn almost 4,000 words of Dothraki from watching this show.
What is Game of Thrones?
If there are five apples and you take away three, how many apples do you have.
Jay Z and Red Balloons have this in common.
What is 99?
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised
Who is Clark W. Griswold?
Hermie's occupation.
What is a dentist?
A rare language called Parseltongue found in this series.
What is Harry Potter?
This is the only word spelled incorrectly in the dictionary.
What is incorrectly?
(120+130) x 2
What is 500?
You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.
Who is Uncle Lewis?
It takes this many years for a pine tree to grow to an acceptable Christmas tree height. Pick from 12, 15, 17 or 20.
What is 15?
Elvish is more commonly found in this series, not featuring Will Ferrell.
What is Lord of the Rings?
The poor have me; the rich need me. Eat me and you will die.
What is nothing?
"Spend $100 and get 20% off, its a great way to save!" This trending phenomenon where women, especially Tina, detail their thought process to justify how they spend and save their money.
What is girl math?
Oh, not recently. He read that squirrels are high in cholesterol.
Who is Catherine, Eddie's wife and Ellen's sister.
Baby, it's cold outside was a song from this xmas movie.
What is Elf?
Thousands of words are spoken in Na'vi in this blockbuster movie.
What is Avatar?
I touch the earth and I touch the sky, but if I touch you, you'll likely die.
What is lightning?
867-5309
What is Jenny's phone number?
And why is the carpet all wet, Todddddd?
Who is Margo Chester?
The number of Christmas lights on the Griswold's house.
What is 25,000?
Linguist Marc Okrand created this language spoken by Worf (among others) on television.
What is Klingon?
Pronounced as one letter and written with three, two letters there are and two only in me. I'm double. I'm single. I'm black, blue and gray. I'm read from both ends, but the same either way.
What is 'eye'?
"2319, WE HAVE A 2319!!" The movie where the Child Detection Agency would then be alerted.
What is Monsters Inc.?