Instrument Jokes
Which is the favorite instrument of all puppy dogs?
The Trom-Bone!
What is the best way to make a Bandstand?
Take away all of the chairs!
What musical key do cows sing in?
Beef Flat!
Why did the piano player bang the side of his head on the keys?
He was playing by ear!
What type of music are balloons afraid of?
Pop Music!
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can't tune a fish!
What's the difference between a mouse and a clarinet?
You can't hear a mouse squeak over the entire band!
Why are fish really good at music?
They really know their Scales!
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they were married?
Feyonce!
What kind of songs do the planets sing?
Nep-Tunes!
How do you fix a broken Tuba?
With a tuba glue!
Why did Mozart not like chickens?
They kept saying, "Bach! Bach! Bach! Bach!"
What kind of music do bunnies like the best?
Hip Hop!
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
A Yam Session!
What did the robbers take from the music store?
The Lute!
Why is a locked piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are on the inside!
What do you call a cow that can play the flute?
A MOO-sician!
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don't know the words!
Why did the musician get arrested?
Because she was a real treble maker!
Why did the trumpet player like to play on a ladder?
To reach the high notes!
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A Flat Minor! :(
How do you keep a Band class in total suspense?
I will tell you tomorrow!
What is the favorite section of kitty cats?
The Purr-cussion section!
What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Ba-Na-Na-Naaaa! Ba-Na-Na-Naaaaaaa!!!
What is an avocado's favorite kind of music?
Guac-N-Roll!!