Poorly Explained Musicals
Women trauma dump about their collective ex.
What is SIX?
From Mamma Mia: Mamma mia - here we go again. My, my, ___ ___ _ _____ __?
What is "how can I resist ya?"
Somewhere Over the Rainbow.
What is "The Wizard of Oz"?
Heathers.
What is Yell Heah?
The original Elphaba on Broadway.
Who is Indina Menzel?
What is Hamilton?
From Newsies: But the food ain't so bad least so far. Cause so far they ain't _____ __ __ ____.
What is "brung us no food"?
It's The Hard-Knock Life.
What is "Annie"?
The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals.
What is For Suresies?
The character played by Jonathan Groff in Hamilton.
Who is King George?
Girl willingly gets kidnapped then falls in love.
What is Beauty and the Beast?
From Death Becomes Her: That. Was. Rude. That was _____ ______ ____.
What is "pretty f*ckin rude"?
Skid Row (Downtown).
What is "Little Shop of Horrors"?
Phantom of the Opera.
What is Trick Question: Haven't Seen It?
The woman who played Regina George on Broadway for a period of time and then reprised the role in the movie adaptation. Also, a lesbian icon.
Who is Reneé Rapp?
Do crime, serve c*nt.
What is Chicago?
From Matilda: If you want to throw the hammer for your country, you have to ____ _______ ___ ______ ___ ___ ____.
What is "stay inside the circle all the time"?
Fearless.
What is "Mean Girls"?
Dear Evan Hansen.
What is The Music is Peak But The Story Makes Me Want To Punch A Teenager More Than Ever Before?
The musical Jeremy Jordan has NOT been in: Waitress, Newsies, or Wicked.
What is Wicked?
There is literally cannibalism in here and I never hear ANYBODY talk about it.
What is Sweeny Todd?
From The Pirates of Penzance: I am the very model of a ______ _____-_______.
What is "Modern Major-General"?
Alone in the Universe.
What is "Seussical"?
Into the Woods.
The original Emmet Forrest in Legally Blonde and original Shakespeare in Something Rotten.
Who is Christian Borle?