What Show
"High in her tower, She sits by the hour, Maintaining her hair, Blithe and becoming, And frequently humming
A lighthearted air: Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah"
What is Into the Woods
"I'm not a loser, I don't secretly hate myself, I'm not singing this to no one, It's not the case that no one cares, I'm not a failure, I don't not have talent, When others see me they can't see, The nobody that isn't there"
Who is Squidward
"With tuppins for paper and string
you can have your own set of wings
with your feet on the ground you're a bird in flight
with your fist holding tight,
to the string of your _____"
What is Kite
"No more talk of darkness, Forget these wide-eyed fears, I'm here, nothing can harm you, My words will warm and calm you"
What is Phantom of the Oprea
"When you're gone, I'll go mad, So don't throw away this thing we had, 'Cause when push comes to shove, I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love"
Who is King George III
"not to worry, not to worry, i may not be smart but I ain't dumb, i can do it, put me to it, show me somehing i can overcome, not to worry mum"
What is Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
"I don't care for drivin' packard cars, Or smoking long, buck cigars, No, no, not me, All I care about is
Doin' the guy in, Who's pickin' on you, Twistin' the wrist, That's turnin' the screw. All I care about is love"
Who is Billy Flynn
"Let me go, Far away, Somewhere they won't ever find me, and tomorrow won't remind me of today, And the city's finally sleepin', And the moon looks old and grey
I get on a train that's bound for _______"
What is Santa Fe
"If I were a rich man, Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum, All day long, I'd biddy biddy bum
If I were a wealthy man, I wouldn't have to work hard
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum"
What is Fiddler On the Roof
"Close every door to me, Hide all the world from me, Bar all the windows, And shut out the light, Do what you want with me, Hate me and laugh at me, Darken my daytime, And torture my night"
Who is Joseph
"My Daddy beats my Mommy, My Mommy clobbers me, My Grandpa is a Commie, My Grandma pushes tea, My sister wears a mustache, My brother wears a dress,
Goodness Gracious, that’s why I’m a mess!"
What is West Side Story
"On my own, Pretending he's beside me, All alone
I walk with him 'til morning, Without him, I feel his arms around me, And when I lose my way I close my eyes, And he has found me"
Who is Eponine
"I got chills, they're multiplying, And I'm losing control, 'Cause the power you're supplying, It's ______"
What is Electrifying
"For the people all said, "Beware you're on a heavenly trip", The people all said, "Beware, beware you'll scuttle the ship", And the devil will drag you under, By the fancy tie 'round your wicked throat, Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, Sit down you're rockin' the boat"
What is Guys and Dolls
"There's a bright golden haze on the meadow, There's a bright golden haze on the meadow, The corn is as high as an elephant's eye, An' it looks like it's climbing clear up in the sky. Oh, what a beautiful mornin', Oh, what a beautiful day. I got a beautiful feelin', Ev'erything's goin' my way."
Who is Curley McLain
"You could start by pretending you're a dancer with grace, You wiggle 'till they're giggling all over the place, And then you get a great big custard pie in the face, Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh"
What is Singing In the Rain
"Ven you got it, flaunt it, Step right up and strut your stuff, People tell you modesty's a wirtue, But in the theatre modesty can hurt you, Ven you got it, flaunt it, Show your assets, let them know you're proud, Your goodies you must push, Stick out your chest, shake your tush, Ven you got it, shout it out loud"
Who is Ulla
"The Rain in Spain, Stays Mainly in the ____"
What is Plain
"Well, I was walking down the street, just a-having a think, When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink, He shook me up, he took me by surprise, He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes, He stared at me and I felt a change, Time meant nothing, never would again"
What is Rocky Horror Picture Show
"Well, a woman who'll kiss on the very first date
Is usually a hussy, And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out, Is anything but fussy, But a woman who waits till the third around, Head in the clouds, feet on the ground, She's the girls he's glad he's found, She's his Shipoopi"
Who is Marcellus Washburn
"For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury, Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century, But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General"
What is Pirates of Penzance
"One day you find out, This is what life is all about, You need someone who, Is living just for you"
Who is Kim MacAfee
"He took me in, gave me shelter, a bed, Crust of bread and a job, Treats me like dirt, calls me a ____ Which I am"
What is Slob
"A gentleman's got a walking stick, A seaman's got a gaff, And the Merry Men of Robin Hood, They used their quarterstaff, On the Spanish plains inside their canes, They hide their ruddy swords, But we make do with an old bamboo, And everyone applauds!"
What is Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
"I'm watching Sis go pitter-pat, Said I could do that, I could do that, Knew every step, Right off the bat, Said I could do that, I could do that"
Who is Mike Costa