Rap
I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers cant deny
But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooh
They told him, "Don't you ever come around here"
"Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear"
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it
But I keep cruisin'
Can't stop, won't stop movin'
It's like I got this music in my mind
Sayin', "It's gonna be alright"
Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off (whoo-hoo-hoo)
Come as you are, as you were
As I want you to be
As a friend, as a friend
As an old enemy
Come as you are, as you were
As I want you to be
As a friend, as a friend
As an old enemy
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left
'Cause I've been blastin' and laughin' so long that
Even my momma thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you talkin' and where you walkin'
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk
That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights (ooh, both headlights)
Slashed a hole in all four tires
And maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
In a pum pum,
just shake ya rump (Rump shaker)
Up in the club (club), we just broke up (up)
I'm doin' my own lil' thing
You decided to dip (dip) and now you wanna trip (trip)
'Cause another brother noticed me
I'm up on him (him), he up on me (me)
Don't pay him any attention
'Cause I cried my tears (tears), gave ya three good years (years)
You can't be mad at me
I drive on her streets cause she's my companion
i walk through her hills cause she knows who i am
she sees my good deeds and she kisses me windy
i never worry, now that is a lie.
Well, i don′t ever want to feel like i did that day
take me to the place i love, take me all the way
i don't ever want to feel like i did that day
take me to the place i love, take me all the way, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real shady
All you other Slim Shadys
Are just imitating
So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, Please stand up
Heel, toe, do-si-do, come on, baby, let's go boot scootin', oh, oh
Cadillac, blackjack, baby, meet me out back, we're gonna boogie
Oh, get down, turn around, go to town, boot scootin' boogie
Do you remember
The 21st night of September?
Love was changin' the minds of pretenders
While chasin' the clouds away
Ba-dee-ya, say, do you remember?
Ba-dee-ya, dancin' in September
Ba-dee-ya, never was a cloudy day
When the sun shine, we shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath, I'ma stick it out to the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella, -ella, -ella
Ayy, ayy, ayy
Under my umbrella, -ella, -ella
Ayy, ayy, ayy
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me
California (California) knows how to party (knows how to party)
California (West Coast) knows how to party (yes, they do, that's right)
In the city of L.A.
In the city of good ol' Watts (good ol' Watts)
In the city, the city of Compton (city of Compton)
We keep it rockin' (keep it rockin'), we keep it rockin'
Any man of mine better be proud of me
Even when I'm ugly, he still better love me
And I can be late for a date that's fine
But he better be on time
It doesn't matter what you do or what you say
She doesn't love you, no way
Maybe next time you'll give your woman a little respect
So you won't be hearing her say, no way
No, you're never gonna get it
Not this time
Never ever gonna get it
My lovin'
No, you're never gonna get it
Had your chance to make a change never ever gonna get it
No, you're never gonna get it
I got this feelin' inside my bones
It goes electric, wavy when I turn it on
All through my city, all through my home
We're flyin' up, no ceilin', when we in our zone
I got that sunshine in my pocket
Got that good soul in my feet
I feel that hot blood in my body when it drops (ooh)
I can't take my eyes up off it, movin' so phenomenally
Room on lock, the way we rock it, so don't stop
I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me, and I walk alone
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one, and I walk alone
Rollin' down the street, smokin' indo
Sippin' on gin and juice (laid back)
(With my mind on my money
And my money on my mind)
The thunder rolls
And the lightnin' strikes
Another love grows cold
As the storm blows on
Out of control
Deep in her heart
The thunder rolls
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
And is also known as a busta (busta)
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke a$$
So no, I don't want your number (uh, uh-uh)
No, I don't want to give you mine and
No, I don't want to meet you nowhere
No, I don't want none of your time and (uh)
You are my fire
The one desire
Believe when I say
I want it that way
But we are two worlds apart
Can't reach to your heart
When you say
That I want it that way
Hands
Touchin' hands
Reachin' out
Touchin' me, touchin' you
Sweet Caroline
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined
To believe they never would,