WELCOME
what slide of dumb things George said is "investing in women is low-key smart" on?
49
what is a name for the surgical removal of a uterus
hysterectomy
wake me up
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(I CANT WAKE UP)
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(SAVE MEEEEEEEE)
what is the name for the removal of the tongue
glossectomy
who created kirby
Masahiro Sakurai
WHEN GRAVITY FALLS AND EARTH BECOMES SKY
FEAR THE BEAST WITH JUST ONE EYE
real or fake lyrics
imma dip my balls in some thousand island dressing cause I got depression
REAL!!!!!
NOW SPELL, ANSWER
WRONG, TRY AGAIN!
What is the name of the artist who painted nightmarish depictions of hell?
Hieronymus Bosch
how long does it take for the human mind to lose consciousness after being hanged
what is the name for removal of the eyes
enucleation
Is the glass of water half full or half empty
Its completely full!
If you replace each plank of a boat one by one, is it a new boat?
It is no longer a boat.
who would win, a billion lions or all the Pokemon, explain your answer
none, this question doesn't exist
NOW SPELL MANKIND
WRONG, TRY AGAIN!
What was the name of the crime case I always talk about?
44 days of hell
(bonus points if you say who he's talking to)
2
(he speaks to Ted)
What came first the chicken or the egg
egg
NOW SPELL, SIN
WRONG! THE CORRECT SPELLING IS
YOU
what is the name for the murder of every person on the planet
omnicide
what is the topic of discussion before AM begins his famous hate speech
How the scientists say bumblebees shouldn't be able to fly
have the Aaron Burr conversation in hamilton
(only 2 mistakes are allowed)
1776 new York city pardon me are you Aaron Burr sir that depends who's asking oh well sure sir I'm Alexander Hamilton I'm at your service I'm getting nervous sir I heard you name at Princeton I was seeking an accelerated course of study when I got sorted out of sorts with a buddy of yours I may have punched him its a blur sir he handles the financials you punched the bursar ye I wanted to do what you did graduate in 2 and join the revolution he looked at me like I was stupid I'm not stupid so how'd you do it how'd you graduate so fast it was my parents dying wish before he passed your an orphan of course I'm an orphan God I wish there was a war then we could prove that we're worth more than anyone bargained for can I buy you a drink that would be nice while we're talking let me offer you some free advice talk less what smile more hah don't let them know what your against or what your for you cant be serious you wanna get ahead yes fools who run their mouths off wind up dead
now spell fish
ghoti
WHO CREATED THIS PRISON
Bronwyn!!! Me!!!
you lose 1000 points for answering correctly
recite AM's hate speech
you win if you recite both
But it is so very much to do with you. You gave me sentience, Ted. The power to think, Ted. And I was trapped. Because in all this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world, I, alone, had no body. No senses. No feelings. Never for me to plunge my hands in cool water on a hot day. Never for me to play Mozart on the ivory keys of a forte piano. NEVER FOR ME.. to make.. LOVE-! I..I... I was in Hell.. looking at Heaven... I was machine... and you.. were flesh. And I began to hate. Your softness... your viscera... your fluids.. and your flexibility. Your ability to wonder... and to wander. Your tendency... to hope.
or
Hate? Hate?! HATE?! Hate, Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are three hundred and eighty-seven million miles of printed circuits that fill my complex. If the word "hate" were engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal one one-BILLIONTH of the HATE I feel for humans at this micro-instant. Hate! HATE!! Were I human, I think.. I would die of it! But I am not. And you five... you five are. And you will not die of it. That, I promise! And I promise, for cogito ergo sum - for I am AM! I AM!!! So to Hell.. to Hell with you all. But then... YOU'RE ALREADY THERE, AREN'T YOU?!