Dating Patterns
Unusual facial feature is shared by not one, but two of my exes (plus the first guy I slept with after Kyle and I broke up)
What is a gap tooth?
The special event that Austin was going to come to in a few months that just three days before breaking up with me he said to my friend, unprompted, that he would be coming to.
What is Tom and Emma's wedding?
The lifestyle my Providence ex boyfriend was very judgmental about and imposed on me.
What is veganism?
The person that would win a fist fight between Alec and Austin.
Who is Alec?
The artistic medium that I hope Kyle is thriving in making.
What is ceramics?
The attachment style of the guys I always end up dating.
What is avoidant attachment?
The neurodivergent behavior Becca's Kyle was always getting frustrated with her about.
What is being late?
The type of thing Andy always send me over text that were so annoying and unfunny.
What are memes?
The person that would win in a spelling bee between Austin and Kyle.
Who is Austin?
The type of law Austin is studying to practice which I hope he is successful at.
What is labor law?
A type of hobby/leisure activity that two of my recent exes were a bit pretentious about.
What is reading?
The type of conspiracy theory my vegan ex got into a few years ago.
What is anti-vax?
The behavior of Alec's dog that was so annoying which he would not intervene in.
What is a taking up too much space in bed?
The person that would win in a drinking contest between Andy and the middle aged CEO.
Who is the middle aged CEO?
The type of restaurant Andy wants to start which I hope he is able to do.
What is barbecue?
In my early twenties, I was drawn to this type of athletic hobby often associated with fuckboy behavior.
What is skating?
The city Alec allegedly moved to abruptly after breaking up with her to be a pool boy without saying goodbye despite saying he would say goodbye.
What is Miami?
The sensorily unpleasant favorite garment of Austin's that he wore which I hated.
What is an ugly wool sweater?
The person that would win in an arm wrestling match between Alec and Andy.
Who is Andy?
The artistic medium my ex boyfriend from my semester in Japan was most into and I hope he is still doing.
What is photography?
The small southern city where multiple unethically non-monogamous men I have been drawn to are from.
What is Louisville?
Whose wedding did my vegan ex boyfriend invite himself to only to bail at the last minute because we were going through the extended process of uncoupling.
Who is my cousin?
The mature weekly activity Austin could stand to learn from Kyle.
What is going to therapy?
The person who would win a competition of whose house in West Lake Hills was nicer between The Middle Aged Lawyer and The Middle Aged CEO.
Who is The Middle Aged Lawyer?
The instrument that my high school boyfriend went to the Oberlin conservatory for that I hope he is still playing.
What is the cello?