These sisters took Hollywood by storm in 2007 with their reality tv show
Hope you can keep up
Who are the Kardashians?
This fruit juice is the best kind juice
What is orange juice?
This is not up for debate
This Olympic contest is made up of 10 different events
What is a Decathalon?
(Jeff is bad at all of them)
This popular household pet can make over 100 distinct vocal sounds
(How neat is that?!)
What is a cat?
Google bought this mobile company in 2005
What is Android?
Green bubbles for life!
6am meeting? You betchya! Is not something that Jeff would say
This popular phrase insists that the avian variety gets a snack
What is early bird gets the worm?
This main ingredient is found in Jeff's favorite type of candy
What is citric acid?
One of these famous flying brothers shares the name with someone who can be argued as "The King of Popcorn"
Who are the Wright brothers?
This food additive is what gives Jeff's drinks those lovely bubbles
What is carbon dioxide?
This projectile is used in a game similar to volleyball, but played with rackets
What is a shuttlecock?
Dont laugh, this is serious
This German variety of a dog, once bit Jeff in the face
(Hint: it is not one of the big ones)
What is a weiner dog/Dachshund?
It was a good dog, I just scared it. Still neat.
This 1902 invention is something all hot blooded humans enjoy
(And thicc boys like Jeff)
What is air conditioning?
This person strikes fear is all who they randomly slack, "Hey do you have a few minutes to meet?"
Who is Jenny?
I dont like it, it terrifies me every time
I like flowers - name my favorite flower:
What is a Lily?
Eggs are a breakfast staple, but I wouldnt want to eat the eggs of this distant relative of the chicken
Also know as "swift thief" or "speedy robber"
What is a velociraptor?
This is the result of a sugary liquid being consumed to kick off a metabolic process
What is fermentation?
This sport exploded over the last few years, and was created by a group of bored friends, and their dog, here in Washington state!
What is pickleball?
The dog actually joined the family after they invented it, and was thusly named pickle. I choose to believe he was there from the beginning
2/3s of this animals brain neurons live in its arms, allowing it to taste multiple things at once
How neat is that?!
What is an octopus?
I recently got to experience this technology that one might relate to a pilot and a long overseas flight
What is auto pilot?
I was terrified
Pre-loading, or downloading, a small amount of data for streaming audio or video media
What is buffering?
"Hearts, stars and horseshoes, clovers and blue moons! Pots of gold and rainbows, and me red balloon!"
"Follow your nose" away from the above, to this other colorful cereal that is objectively better
What are fruit loops?
I have a sister. She's ok, I guess
She lives in Europe, in this country that is situated between Germany and Belgium.
It is the country with the highest income per capita
What is Luxumbourg?
This young actress danced her way in to our hearts and movies during the 1930s
Just add vodka
What is a Dirty Shirley (Temple)?
The "unhappy triad" knee injury commonly involves damage to the anterior cruciate ligament, the lateral meniscus, and this other specific ligament
What is the MCL?
My friend is on his 4th surgery because of these injuries. He is almost a robot.
This "zombie" animal can hibernate up to 4 years, and comes back to life like nothing happened! During this time it consumes its own muscle tissue for energy
What is a fish? (lungfish)
AINT THAT NEAT?!
Hammer, Impact, Right Angle, and Rotary are some of the types of this technology. Knowing how to use them would make you a real Craftsman
What are drills?
High levels of this natural hormone is what causes your flight or fight response
What is Cortisol?
Penicillin is made from mold to kill bacteria. Its counterpart Penicillium is also a mold, but used to make this delicious blue food
What is blue cheese?
Jeff loves cheese
Roses come in all shapes and colors. The represent everything from love, to death, and rebirth. This fruit also comes in many colors, and is a relative of the rose
Hint: its genus is Malus
What is the apple?
I am currently eating an apple and peanut butter while I type this
This drink became popular in Spain in the 1970s by combining a worldly grape based drink, with one of America's most popular sugary beverages
What is Kalimotxo/Calimocho?
Kah-lee-mo-choh
This sport translates from Japanese to English as "the gentle art". When in reality, it is much the opposite
Tom Hardy enjoys this
What is Jiu-Jitsu?
I like Tom Hardy. He likes dogs.
This mystical beast is often referred to as a Dragon, when really it is different animal altogether
(Dragons have 4 legs, this beast has 2)
What is a Wyvern?
All dragon species are neat
Computers use this number system, which utilizes base-16 and characters 0–9, alongside A–F
Hint: 6 .
What is hexadecimal?
Myodesopsias is the medical and scientific name for this non-serious annoyance for lots of humans
Now you see em, now you dont
What are eye floaters/floaties?
The pleasant, earthy smell of rain
What is petrichor?