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Whom is the sad green frog wearing a blue shirt?
Pepe.
A woman is at her mother's funeral when suddenly she sees a man so handsome, she instantly falls in love with her. Unfortunately, she never got a chance to talk to the man. The next day, the woman kills her sister. What was the motive?
The woman was hoping to see the man again.
Knock knock. Who’s there? A old lady he. A old lady he who?
What's the punchline?
All this time, I had no idea you could yodel!
What's Taylor's favorite colors?
Green and Purple.
What animal is white with black stripes, and also has the structure of a horse?
A Zebra.
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What sound does this "emoticon" USUALLY, and almost always, make?
Oou woo
What can you break but then have one more of?
A chocolate bar.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!
What's Taylor's favorite bug?
NONE.
What animal has orange fur with hints of white fur?
A fox.
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Who's this?
If a father frog goes, "Ribbit, ribbit." and a mother frog goes, "Erbit, erbit." how does a baby frog croak?
It doesn't. A baby frog is a tadpole.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Etch. Etch who?
Bless you, friend.
What's Taylor's favorite Pokemon?
MIMIKYU!!
What animal has quills covering it's back?
A Porcupine.
What is Obama's last name?
There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?
Place the apple on one person's head.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who?
You’re welcome.
What bug does Taylor hate the most?
SPIDERS! >:0
What animal barks and has multiple, adorable breeds?
A Dog.
I can't think of anything here so the first one to say their name gets 500 points ;v
A husband was called by the police telling him that his wife was killed and that he should get to the crime scene as soon as possible. Shocked, the husband dropped the phone and drove to the crime scene in 20 minutes, where he was arrested and charged for murder. How did the police know it was him?
The police told him to get to the crime scene, but they didn't specify where. The husband couldn't have known where the crime scene was unless he'd been there when the wife was dead or dying.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who?
Robin you, now hand over the cash.
What's Taylor's favorite Mollusk?
SNAIL.
What ocean animal has three small tentacles on each side of their head? (They can also regrow limbs.)
An Axolotl.