GAMES
A multiverse bar fight where plumbers, space bounty hunters, electric rats, and anime swordsmen beat each other senseless to prove who’s the best at falling off platforms. Friendship ends when items are turned on.
what is Super Smash Bros Ultimate
House cats form forest gangs, follow a suspiciously dramatic religion based on star ghosts, and solve every problem with violence, betrayal, or naming their children confusingly similar things. Nine lives apparently come with nine times the drama.
what is Warriors Cats
the largest common die
what is the 100 sided die
A blue, dramatically overcaffeinated alien accidentally wins at being evil, gets bored, and copes with his identity crisis by creating an even worse villain—only to realize he’s actually the hero no one asked for but everyone kind of prefers. Also, tight leather.
what is Megamind
A shape shifting space gremlin whose entire job is gaslighting a bunch of jellybean astronauts while crawling through vents and committing sabotage like it’s casual Tuesday. Wins by lying, stabbing, and turning every group discussion into a trust-destroying scream-fest. Red is always sus, and therapy is not an option.
what is The Imposter From Among Us
A flat Italian and his talking stapler sidekick go on a quest to stop evil arts and crafts from folding the world—armed only with puns, dad jokes, and an aggressively circular battle system no one asked for.
what is Paper Mario and the Origami King
A bunch of magical dragon kids are told they’re destined to stop a war, but mostly they just uncover adult lies, trauma cycles, and uncomfortable family reunions—while occasionally setting things on fire, emotionally or literally. Everyone has trust issues, and no one has chill.
how many kinds of true dragons are in D&D
what is 10
A chaotic human teen ignores every red flag ever and moves into a haunted owl shack to learn magic from a war criminal witch, a demon shaped like a plushie, and the power of gay panic. Reality is optional, but emotional damage is guaranteed.
what is The Owl House
A human vessel for player chaos who refuses to speak, eats random stuff off the floor, and pulls out their own soul for fun. Everyone around them is weirdly chill about the fact that they might be the villain—and also possibly possessed.
A tiny, expressionless child who solves moral dilemmas with either hugs or homicide. Can dodge literal knives through the power of love (or save scumming) and somehow befriends skeletons, fish warriors, and a killer flower without ever speaking a word.
what is Frisk and Kris
You’re a tiny bug with commitment issues who keeps jumping into holes, stabbing things, and unlocking the tragic backstory of an entire kingdom—mostly by accident. Everything’s dead, sad, or both.
for jokes after The long-awaited sequel where you play as a sassy murder ballerina who parkours through bug hell with the grace of a knife-wielding mosquito. It’s basically Hollow Knight but faster, fancier, and still not released—making it both a game and an emotional endurance test.
what is Hollow Knight
A bunch of traumatized middle schoolers discover they’re the kids of irresponsible ancient gods and are immediately sent on deadly quests instead of therapy. Somehow, they still have time for crushes, sass, and saving the world every summer.
what is The Rick Riordan Series (aka Percy Jackson and friends):
what class is common but not in the player's handbook
what is Artificer
An ageless 10-year-old with the strategic skills of a damp sock travels the world with a lightning rat and a rotating cast of best friends he’ll never call again, constantly losing tournaments but gaining moral victories and emotional damage. His Pikachu is somehow both a god and useless, depending on the plot.
what is Pokemon
A deceptively innocent-looking rabbit that’s half fashion model, half roundhouse kick machine. Known less for its battle skills and more for the internet making it weird—to the point where Game Freak gave it a Mega Evolution with ripped pants because its thighs are to thicc and just kinda hoped no one would ask questions. (Also based on actually playboy bunnies how is in a kid's game)
What is Loppuny
Two kids and a violent stuffed animal accidentally fall into a magic basement and fix everyone's emotional trauma with the power of friendship, sarcasm, and questionable dance battles.
what is Deltarune
A thousand-page group therapy session where everyone’s depressed, glowing, or screaming about oaths—interrupted occasionally by magic rocks, existential sprens, and plot twists that make you question your entire personality. Also, there are swords that talk. Sometimes.
What is The Stormlight Archive
what shapes does a typcial 20 sided die ,ake
what is a Icosahedron
The same talking dog and his meddling teen squad—but now with actual trauma, eldritch horrors, a cursed town, and enough romantic angst to fuel a soap opera. Friendship is tested, ancient evil awakens, and Fred is somehow still obsessed with traps. Like… mechanical ones. Probably.
what is Scooby-Doo Mystery Incopraporated
A shadowy edgelord who speaks exclusively in cryptic Tumblr quotes, teleports into terrible positions, and throws smoke like he’s trying to cosplay a spooky fog machine. Nobody knows what he is, including him—and that’s exactly how he likes it.
what is Omen
A group of superpowered cosplayers argue over bomb placement while shouting unintelligible callouts and occasionally discovering what teamwork isn’t.
what is Valorant
A gang of traumatized teens with trust issues and absurdly specific skillsets attempts the world’s most impossible heist—powered entirely by sarcasm, trauma bonding, and zero actual adult supervision. Half of them flirt by threatening to kill each other.
what is The Six Crows Duology
the cat speacies in D&D that if you play you will be called a furry...
but hey I'm fine with that
what is a Tabaxi
A bunch of superpowered people with deep-rooted emotional issues ignore therapy, break entire cities, and occasionally save the world—unless they’re busy fighting each other over poor communication skills. Continuity is optional, but quips are mandatory.
What is the MCU
An emotionally repressed mop of a man who goes from weakest janitor in the dungeon to goth god of death by grinding harder than anyone in history. Spends most of his time collecting corpses like Pokémon and brooding in stylish black outfits while everyone either fears him, simps for him, or both.
what is Sun-Jin Woo