Christmas Crooning
"But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be on your own front door."
Nearly 15,000 Americans visit the ER every holiday season as a result of this activity.
What is hanging Christmas lights/decor?
The "kids' table" at Christmas was in this location.
What is Grandma and Grandpa's garage?
This individual lost their lunch down Grandma's back.
Who is Colby?
This item was always kept in the Myers family car in case of need for an emergency toilet.
What is a coffee can?
"A star, a star, dancing in the night."
What is "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
This character from Central European folklore assists St. Nick by scaring and beating bad children and is said to be half goat, half demon.
Who is Krampus?
This projectile tool frequented family fourth of July gatherings. (hint: not fireworks)
What is a potato gun?
Grandma concluded every modeling/try-on session with this motion.
What is a pat on the rear?
During a road trip, Peggy was sent into an establishment on behalf of the family and was embarrassed to make this purchase.
What is 13 cheeseburgers?
"I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs."
What is "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas?"
Though Santa Claus has worn blue, white and green in the past, his traditional red suit came from a 1930s ad from this company.
What is Coca Cola?
This surprise delicacy was featured at a Deckard graduation party.
What is fire-roasted cat?
Ian taught Maddie this distasteful nickname when she was but 4 years old.
What is "buttwipe?"
This family pet met its death in the drain and had to be poked out with a rod.
What is a hamster?
"The choir of children sing their song they practiced all year long."
The original, Germanic name of this holiday plant translates literally to "dung on a twig."
What is mistletoe?
In Christmases past, the little girls were designated to this spot for unwrapping gifts.
What is the corner of the basement by the TV?
Maddie and Emily made Hannah consume this liquid in a blindfolded taste testing game in Grandma’s kitchen.
What is vinegar?
Donald attempted to nurse this animal back to health after Prudy broke its neck by beating it with a baseball bat.
What is a rooster?