Human Bones
Jokes
Jokes
100
206
How many bones are in your body?
100
What is a pair of banana peels called?
A pair of slippers
100
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!!
200
Approximately 300
How many bones does a baby have when it is first born?
200
What does King Tut say when he gets scared?
I want my mummy!! : )
300
Femur
What is your thigh bone called?
300
Let's meet up in the corner!!
What did one wall say to the other?
400
Cranium
What is your skull called?
400
Cause their horns don't work!!
Why don't cows use their bells??
500
NONE
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500
Ruff
What did the dog say when he sat on the sand paper?
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