To this folk hero of Polynesian mythology, there is not much to say except "you're welcome."
Who is Maui?
I cannot tell a lie: according to European-American folklore, George Washington was said to have chopped down this type of tree.
What is a cherry tree?
This group of pre-Olympian gods was led by Cronus, which technically makes him your boss.
Who are the Titans?
He didn't really put the "glad" in "gladiator", but his 12 labors certainly are fun to learn about.
Who is Hercules?

This figure of the Hebrew Bible was told to build a boat to survive a world-destroying flood.
Who is Noah?
This god-king ruled over the ancient Mesopotamian city of Uruk, and is the titular hero of humanity's oldest complete story.
Who is Gilgamesh?
According to this religious movement, the world as we know it is a graveyard for alien ghosts known as "thetans."
What is Scientology?
Brahma the Creator, Vishnu the Preserver, and this god are known as the Trimurti.
Who is Shiva (the Destroyer)?
This hero captained the first sea-going ship in a quest to get some golden wool.
Who is Jason?

This Greek sun-god drove the chariot of the sun until he gave the sun to his son, from which he was thrown asunder.
Who is Phaethon?
This Hawaiian goddess of volcanos and fire also produces beautiful greenery.
Who is Pele?
This tentacle-faced literary monster has grown well beyond it's creator, H.P. Lovecraft, to become one of the internet's most beloved mythological beasts.
Who is Cthulu?

The Ennead, or group of nine, were led by Atum and were the gods of this ancient civilization.
What is Egypt?
This hero famously died after taking an arrow to the heel. I'm not in-tendon to ask such easy questions going forward.
Who is Achilles?

This Chinese legend and mischief-maker flew around on a cloud. Goku is just an imitator.
Who is Sun Wukong (the Monkey King)?
This deity ruled the Yoruban kingdom of Oyo in Northwest Africa and wielded the power of thunder and lightning.
Who is Shango?
This real-but-short-lived secret society from Germany, intent on opposing superstition and baseless rumor, is believed by some to now rule over the entire globe in what is known as the New World Order.
Who are the Illuminati?
These gods of Norse myth are associated with fertility, wisdom, and prophecy
Who are the Vanir?
This hero defeated the Minotaur and had his own set of clearly-plagiarized feats from another Greek hero. Real Northview energy.
Who was Theseus?
This lovely goddess is driven around by cats in her chariot. Her day may be your favorite week day.
Who is Freya (Frig)
This god invented the calendar and books for the Aztecs, and was a snake-bird combo.
Who is Quetzalcoatl?
According to some accounts, this primate roams the Pacific Northwest, with piles of circumstantial evidence to suggest its existence. Maybe it's just looking for a reasonably priced shoe store?
Who is bigfoot?
In Yoruba religion and its many offshoots, the divine spirits are known collectively as this word.
What are Orishas?
This Trojan hero appears briefly in the Iliad, but his bigger claim to fame is being the focus of a Roman poem that bears his name.
Who is Aeneas?
In the Bhagavad Gita, Krishna drives Arjuna around the battlefield. But secretly, Krishna is actually an avatar of this god.
Who is Vishnu?