what do u call?
What do you call two young married spider?
Newlywebs.
What does an owl say to its crush on Valentine’s Day?
Owl be yours!
I have wings, but I’m not a bird. I have a bow and arrow, but I’m not Robin Hood. I’m a Roman god, but I’m not Mars. What am I?
Cupid
Why should you avoid falling in love with a pastry chef?
They’ll only dessert you.
What word contains all of the twenty-six letters?
Alphabet.
What do you call two Italian ants?
Romance
What did the sculpture say to his girlfriend?
I love you with all of my art.
I’m a nine-letter word and rhyme with perfection; I am yet another name for love. What am I?
Affection
Why did the watermelon and the honeydew have a big wedding?
Because they cantaloupe.
What do you get when you mix lemons with gun powder?
Lemonades.
What do the bird couple call each other?
Tweetheart
What did one pig say to the other?
Don’t go bacon my heart!
When you attend a wedding you will see two of me, but I am not human. What am I?
Rings
why did I know my new partner works at the zoo before they told me?
Because right off I could tell they’re a keeper!
What has 13 hearts but no other organs?
A deck of cards.
What’s a vampire’s lady friend called?
His ghoulfriend
What did the lonely rabbit’s friend say when he got a Valentine’s Day card?
Looks like some bunny loves you!
Im a word that belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What am I it?
Your name
why did the Uber driver go the opposite way down a one-way street?
because he was walking
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
Im the soccer player on the field who you should never break up with. what am I?
the keeper.
How did the sandwich confess her love?
You mean a great dill to me
I am a word in the English language does the following: The first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire word signifies a great woman. What am i?
Heroine
why do chefs baking pans love them?
because they butter them up.
What five-letter word can be read the same upside down or right side up?
Swims.