Easy
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.
How do monkeys make toast?
They put it under the g'rilla
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
An Echo.
A man was shot to death while in his car. There were no powder marks on his clothing, which indicated that the gunman was outside the car. However, all the windows were up and the doors locked. After a close inspection was made, the only bullet holes discovered were on the man’s body. How was he murdered?
It was a convertible car.
What starts with "e," ends with "e," and contains one letter?
AN ENVELOPE!
You live in a one storey house made "entirely of redwood". What color would the stairs be?
Trick question! What stairs? You live in a one storey house.
What is faster hot or cold?
Hot, you can easily catch a cold.
You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy.
A Candle.
A game set has gone missing from the classroom. Mr Robert called up 4 pupils and interviewed them. Only one of them is telling the truth.
These are the statements:
Alice: I did not take the game set.
David: I think Bob took the game set.
Bob: Alice is lying.
Carol: Bob is lying.
Who took the game se
Alice took the game set and Bob is telling the truth
The manufacturer doesn't need it, the buyer doesn't want it, and the user doesn't know that he's using it. What is it?
A Coffin.
Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
This man is bald!!!!
I always run, I never walk;
I have a mouth, I never talk;
I have a bed, I never sleep;
I can be shallow,I can be deep.
What am I?
A River.
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter “R”
A Japanese ship was en route to the open sea. The captain went for a shower removing his ring and keeping it on the table. When he returned, he found it had gone missing. The captain immediately called the three suspected crew members and asked each one where they were and what were they doing in the last 15 minutes. The cook said, “I was in fridge room getting meat for cooking.” The Engineer , “I was working on generator engine.” The seaman said, “I was on the mast correcting the flag which was upside down by mistake.” The radio officer said, “I was messaging to a company about the arrival” The navigation officer said, “I was sleeping in my cabin.” The captain immediately caught the thief. How?
It’s Japanese ship so it has a Japenese flag and Japanese flag is the same upside down.
If you are running a race, and you pass the person in second, what place are you in?
2nd Place.
A cloud was my mother, the wind is my father, my son is the cool stream, and my daughter is the fruit of the land. A rainbow is my bed, the earth my final resting place, and I'm the torment of man. Who Am I?
Rain.
What runs around the whole yard without moving?
A Fence
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people were married.
A couple reported a robbery. The husband told the policeman, that he thinks that the burglar presumably entered the house by breaking through the window, pointing to the broken window glasses on the outer-side of the house.The policeman noticed that the inner-side of the house only a few tiny pieces of window glass particles scattered around near the broken window area and told him that it was not a burglary and no outsider has entered his house through that window. What made the policeman so sure?
When a window is broken from the outside by a thief, most of the glass will be found on the inside of the house, not on the outside of the house
I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?
The Letter "E"
Three lives have I. Gentle enough to soothe the skin, Light enough to caress the sky, Hard enough to crack rocks. What am I?
Water.
There is a clothing store in Bartlesville. The owner has devised his own method of pricing items. A vest costs $20, socks cost $25, a tie costs $15 and a blouse costs $30. Using the method, how much would a pair of underwear cost?
$45. The pricing method consists of charging $5 for each letter required to spell the item.
What English word has three consecutive double letters?
Bookkeeper.
An old man lived alone in a small cottage. One certain Thursday morning, while the mailman was delivering a letter he found out that the old man is murdered. He immediately calls the cops.When the cops arrive at the scene. They find two bottles of milk, Monday’s newspaper, a catalog, flyers, and unopened mail. The police find the suspect. Who is the suspect and why?
They suspect the newspaper boy, as Tuesday’s and Wednesday’s newspapers, were missing.
I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?
A Dentist