Celeb Babies
Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s first daughter
Who is Blue Ivy?
Baby cat
What is a kitten?
Approx. how many diapers a newborn uses per day
What is 8-12?
Worn by parents to strap baby to their chest like a kangaroo
What is a baby carrier?
The polite way to say “baby fart”
What is a toot?
Kim & Kanye’s child with a directional name
Who is North West?
A baby kangaroo
A baby kangaroo
Midnight feeding, diaper change, and burping… what’s the name for this delightful trio?
What is the night shift?
Wipeable cloth placed under baby’s bum during a diaper change
What is a changing pad?
A diaper that explodes up the back and ruins any outfit — including yours
What is a blowout?
Gwyneth Paltrow’s fruit-inspired daughter
Who is Apple?
A baby owl
What is an owlet?
This hormone causes the emotional rollercoaster in the early weeks
What is estrogen or postpartum hormones?
Looks like a tiny straightjacket, but helps babies sleep without flailing
What is a swaddle?
When you’re stuck under a napping baby and must accept your new life
What is being nap-trapped?
Elon Musk’s baby with a name that sounds like a password
Who is X Æ A-12?
A baby goat (also what your kid might act like)
What is a kid?
What “witching hour” refers to in baby life
What is the time when babies get extra fussy (usually 5–8pm)?
Looks like a donut, used for feeding or just existing postpartum
What is a nursing pillow? (or a boppy)
The soft spot on a baby’s head that hasn’t fully fused yet
What is a fontanelle?