dmv goon nat
the school which where the infamous dmv goon photo taken
hylton high school
the make and model of my car
honda accord
the name of my freshman year roommate
ameni
my TikTok aesthetic
coquette/romantic/shabby chic
my biggest pursuit of them all
mac
the brand of the hoodie i wore in the infamous photo
gap
the person who gifted me my car
papa/grandpa
the incident that had nuna and i displaced for two weeks
dorm fire
the only place i’ve gotten noticed in public
the mall
the boy whose dad referred to me as “my sons little friend”
malcolm
the color of the hoodie i wore in the infamous photo
blue
the thing my car lacks that makes it embarrassing to drive around in
tint
the name given to the group of boys i interacted with during my freshman year
disableds
the person who was in the live when kj namedropped ellis
quiana
what the actor boy I messed with played in
swagger
the boy i tried to impress with my dmv goon cosplay
tommy
the year my car was manufactured
2009
what i didn’t realize was on me until after i hung out with my dad
the amount of times i’ve gotten noticed in public
3
the boy who asked me to go to McDonald’s and made me pay
chase/chasedior
the prince william county high school my mom wouldn’t allow me to transfer to from colgan
garfield high school
the city i was in when i got into my car accident
alexandria
what i achieved for 90% of my college semesters
deans list
how much money i’ve made off TikTok
$0
the person my worst intimate experience was with
tyler mitchell