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Darren: How do you stop breaking your arm in two places?
You stop going to these two places!
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet!
What do you get when throw noodles in a jacuzzi?
Spa-ghetti
Peixinho perguntou pro outro:
-Que faz teu pai?
-Nada, e o teu?
-Nada, tambem!
Porque e' que as pombas nao matam os outros animais?
Porque tem pena.
Why Peter rebuked Daniel saying "That girl looks like my sister"?
Bacause that's Rachel profiling!
What's a foot long and slippery?
A slipper!
Thank you God for providing this delicious noodles for supper...
Ramen
Qual a grande surpresa da familia Pinheiro?
Vamos virar um time de quatro!
Mae Luiza: Sabe o que e' um fuinho?
E' um buaquinho na paede
Vava: Para que servem os oculos vermelhos?
Para vermelhor
What size shoes does a bear wear?
He doesn't! He's got a bare feet.
O que diz um tomate para o outro?
Tu matas-me
How does a rabbi make coffee?
Hebrews it!
Where did the Apostle Paul buy his mask for the CoronaVirus?
At a shop on the road to Da maskus.
Vava: Para que servem os oculos verdes?
Para verde perto
Quem sempre coloca perfume antes de fazer Zoom?
Tia Lucila
Como se chama o rei dos queijos?
Reiqueijao
Tio Antonio: Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it's too far to walk!
Why the doctor could not help a woman addicted to facebook?
Because he didn't follow her!
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
Tio Nelson: Qual o nome do peixe que caiu do decimo andar?
Aaaaaah, Tum!
Para onde e' que o mamao vai de ferias?
Papaia!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.