all the girls who loved me
nathaniel once received a love letter saying:
“Do you like me? Circle one
Yes Absolutely Definitely”
From this girl
Katie from youth group
Something Jocelyn is likely to say whenever Nathaniel mentions anything remotely Asian
“Nathaniel, shut up, don’t be racist“
This person honked their horn at us for 10 minutes straight because they hated us
Mrs Bigelow
What is the book series about dragons both Nathaniel and Alaina are heavily influenced by
The inheritance cycle or eragon books
Mom thought she had permission from Nathaniel to sell what rare item of his
Yugioh duel disc
This girl made Nathaniel a blanket he has kept to this day
Danielle from youth group
A noise Nathaniel frequently makes when something said can be taken inappropriately
Lip fart noise ppppppppffftttt
This angel of an old man would bring us truckloads of corn for us to shuck in our driveway.
Mr. Jorgensen
Jocelyns favorite korean pop band
Bts (boys that Soup)
Nathaniel choked on a McDonald’s double cheeze burger for this many hours before it was surgically removed
24hrs
this girl was famous on tiktok in its early days, and dated nathaniel online for about 5 weeks in 2018
Who is Iquotedeadmemes or Zolega
the Spanish phrase we hear every time Jocelyn asks for something
Por favor
this large woman forced us into a lot of Christmas productions and we had no choice but to be involved
MARISSA SHICK also any of the other shicks they’re all fat and ugly
Nathaniel’s favorite animated tv show
Adventure time, avatar used to be
At what job was Nathaniel first sexually harassed
By a gay man at homedepot 🤚 🍑
This girl was Nathaniel’s first actual long term relationship that ended very poorly after a lot of bad decisions
Abby Walz
A word that both Alaina or Lynnea couldn’t go 10 seconds without saying
What is “like”
This man is a model, skydiver, and sexy Christian playboy from here in ludington
Austin Ernst
Lynneas favorite person past present and future
Jesus Christ. You thought it was Harry styles and if lynnea guessed this she should re-evaluate her priorities
What was Nathaniel accused of in second grade by his obviously lesbian gym coach
Flipping off another kid
Nathaniel’s most recent girlfriend he’s afraid he’ll never get over
Allison Salyer
Freak frick fricken or flippin
This person is short and bald and used to be a pastor in Ludington
Jim peterson
This game nathaniel played in college took most of his time
Dnd
What was Nathaniel’s first tiktok username
Supersheepysteve or natenotnormal