The Pun-ishers
This is the reason the office cat was let go after failing to meet his quarterly quotas.
He lacked purr-formance
This Friends character is famous for the pickup line, "How you doin'?"
Who is Joey Tribbiani?
This is the awkward sound that fills the silence when you finish a joke on a conference call and realize everyone else is still muted.
What is "crickets"?
This is the specific breed of dog that became a meme for looking like it was constantly judging your life choices from a park bench.
What is a Pug?
This is the "honest" name for the 10-minute period in the morning when you press a button to pretend you are getting more sleep.
What is the Snooze Button?
This is the reason the man at the bread factory decided to quit his job after ten years.
He didn't make enough dough
In The Office, this character once famously spilled a massive pot of homemade chili all over the reception floor.
Who is Kevin Malone?
In 2011, a man in Florida called 911 to complain that this fast-food restaurant had run out of chicken nuggets, claiming it was a "national emergency."
What is McDonald's?
These flightless birds are known for "waddling" and look like they are permanently dressed in tiny tuxedos for a black-tie gala.
What are penguins?
In the world of online shopping, this is the $30 "hidden fee" you pay just because you didn't want to spend $5 on shipping.
What is an extra item you didn't need?
This is the job title for a financial advisor who only works with local churches.
Pray-roll Manager
This "neighborly" character from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air was known for his signature "Apache" dance and his love for Tom Jones.
Who is Carlton Banks?
This common office supply was actually invented by accident when a scientist was trying to create a super-strong adhesive but failed.
What is the Post-it Note?
This is what you call it when your dog decides to sprint around the living room at top speed for no apparent reason.
What are the "zoomies"?
This "healthy" snack is essentially just a candy bar that went to private school and wears a yoga outfit.
What is a Granola Bar? (or Protein Bar)
This is what the office plant said after it was promoted to the executive suite.
I’m branching out
On Seinfeld, this character’s eccentric entrance involved sliding through Jerry’s front door at high speeds.
Who is Cosmo Kramer?
In 2020, a bird sanctuary in the UK had to temporarily remove five parrots from public display because they were teaching each other to do this to the guests.
What is swearing (or using foul language)?
This aquatic mammal is famous for holding hands with its peers while sleeping so they don't drift apart.
What is a sea otter?
This is the specific "lie" everyone tells when they click a checkbox claiming they have read 40 pages of legal text.
What is "I agree to the Terms and Conditions"?
This is the "tail-end" observation you make to the executive team when your cat decides to walk across your camera during the final slide of your presentation.
What is: A cat-astrophe?
This mysterious neighbor spent eight seasons giving advice from behind a fence, but his full face was never shown until the final curtain call of the series.
Who is Wilson W. Wilson Jr.?
In 2021, a Texas lawyer became an international sensation when he accidentally appeared in a virtual district court hearing as this fluffy household pet.
What is a cat? Who is Benjamin Franklin?
These clever primates are known for "photobombing" tourists and have even been caught stealing sunglasses for ransom.
What are monkeys (or macaques)?
This is what you call the "exercise" of walking around your house for 20 minutes looking for the phone that is currently in your hand.
What is a "Brain Freeze"? ("Blonde Moment" or "Senior Moment")